aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2013-10-01 09:00 pm

part 341 bunches of hocus pocus

Meme. IT'S. OCTOBER!!!!!! The best month of the year! Pumpkins! Witches! Everything Halloween! Scary movies and TV shows and that cold, crisp feeling in the air... ahh. Maybe we'll even get a new Halloween post from Himaruya!

Enjoy part 341! if you dare

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(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
France's beard feels like pubes
And his pubes feel like a beard

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Monsieur France, what do your pubes feel like?
le_coq_gaulois: (whutjusthappened)

[personal profile] le_coq_gaulois 2013-10-08 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Like any pubes do. What else would they feel like?

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps cotton candy!
le_coq_gaulois: (sweatdrop)

[personal profile] le_coq_gaulois 2013-10-08 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
...non, I'm afraid not...

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's sad. I'm sorry. I know how to make it better!
le_coq_gaulois: (whutjusthappened)

[personal profile] le_coq_gaulois 2013-10-08 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I--that's not something that needs to be made better?

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm sure you feel terrible about it!
le_coq_gaulois: (rosebyanyother)

[personal profile] le_coq_gaulois 2013-10-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Why should I? No one has ever commented on the texture of my...pubes.

[Though they've done many other things.]

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Really? What do they normally comment on? ... the length?
le_coq_gaulois: (love perhaps~)

[personal profile] le_coq_gaulois 2013-10-08 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Length, girth, skill with tongue and hands and other parts, etc, etc~

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my! And no one minds your pubes that aren't as soft as cotton candy at all?
le_coq_gaulois: (whutjusthappened)

[personal profile] le_coq_gaulois 2013-10-08 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I don't believe anyone's on earth is as soft as cotton candy. Nor should they.

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
But... they would be so fun to pet!
le_coq_gaulois: (Default)

[personal profile] le_coq_gaulois 2013-10-08 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you want to...?

[Stranger fetishes than even he has and that's saying something.]

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
... F-For fun! Or it might feel good to them! I mean, any petting... there!
le_coq_gaulois: (love perhaps~)

[personal profile] le_coq_gaulois 2013-10-08 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's....well, if you enjoy it, anonymous. Go on~

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
But, but who wouldn't! Someone softly petting you, and even giving you little praises, too, if you were especially soft and nice down there!

[and it'd be kinda cute]
le_coq_gaulois: (tharyouare)

[personal profile] le_coq_gaulois 2013-10-08 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's why we have hair, anon.

(Anonymous) 2013-10-08 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
... For people to pet so we feel turned on?