aphanon_meme | part 341 bunches of hocus pocus

part 341 bunches of hocus pocus

Meme. IT'S. OCTOBER!!!!!! The best month of the year! Pumpkins! Witches! Everything Halloween! Scary movies and TV shows and that cold, crisp feeling in the air... ahh. Maybe we'll even get a new Halloween post from Himaruya!

Enjoy part 341! if you dare

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[UNFLINCHING. A TRUE WARRIOR DOES NOT FLINCH]

Nff wddle!! [He's bigger than you, god damn it. lotsa crazy jaw movements going on.]

'llo. [greets ya, all casually]

Are so! [But you're younger because she said so!]

What are you doing? [crawls under the table to poke your cheek.]

Not!! [Swallows!!]

Destroyin' evidence so God will forgive me!! [breaks a cookie in half and stuffs it into mouth again. Munch Curnch crunch. Smell good ta ya?]

Are!!!!

But what is it? [Reaches for the other half?]

NOT!! [FOR THAT, HOLDS IT OUTTA YOUR REACH, ANNOYING ASS]

Tch!! The too smart me won't tell something like that to a knows-nothin' tattle tale so easily!! If you wanna know, swear yourself to secrecy!!

[TRIES TO CLIMB OVER YOU. GIVE IT!!!!]

Shows what you know!! I'm the best secret keeper!

LIKE HELL YOU ARE!! GEDDOFF!! GED!! OFF!!! [SHOVES, SHOVES!!! CRUMBLES THE COOKIE IN HIS FISTS, MOTHERFUCKER]

PIG SHIT!!! JUST SWEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! [FLAILS AT, GET OFF OF HIM, YOU VIOLENT ANIMAL]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATR ON THEE BIIIIIIBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLEEE!! SWEAR IT!! OR I'LL BREAK ALL OF 'EM!!!!

[SHE'S NOT EVEN BEING VIOLENT OH MY GOD YOU BABY!!!!]

ARE SO!! YOU GIVE IT GIVE IT!!! [TRIES TO SAVE THE COOKIE. YOU. MONSTER.]

STOOOOOPPPPP ITTTT!! STOP IT! I SWEAR ALREADYYYY!

[All you get is crumbs. AND SHUT UP, HE'S CONDITIONED BY EXPERIENCE THAT HER MOVING TOO FAST IS QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY PUNCHING]

--!![SHUTS UP]

.....Good!! Cross your heart and swear to die too!! [Doesn't even wait for you to do it. CONCIENTED HEAD TILT AND CHEST PUFFING OUT]

It's a cookie! And if ya didn't know that, that means you're a peasant!

[Bawwwwww. Inspects the crumbs.]

It looks like a biscuit!!

[UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE she has very little exposure to sugar.]

This is just hard bread! [POUTS. YOU TRICKED HER!]

Edited 2013-10-08 19:31 (UTC)

[Spoiled? Who's spoiled? Surely not him]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBTTT!!!

Showing how much you DON'T know as usual!! If you don't WANT any, you won't GET any, Baldy!! [BREAKS another one in half because they're freaking huge and munches it]

[This is why you're bigger than her!]

I didn't say tha- GIVE IT!!

[Dives for it again! Taking advantage of the fact you're scared of her~]

[FDFKSJNDFKF UNHOLY DEMON FROM HELL, FLINCHES and whoops lets go of the cookie in his hand]

H-HEY!!!

KESESESESESE!!!

Got it! [catches!

OMNOMNOMNOM!]

[S U G A R!!!!!!!!]

Woah! It's covered in honey!?

Know-Nothing!! Just 'cause it's sweet, doesn't always mean there's honey in it!! [Has no idea what they're made out of but will act high and mighty anyway!!]

You're a knight, stop talkin' like a peasant, it's embarrassing!! [Dumps the rest of them onto her lap, he's had his fill]

The too impressive me has to go now, so here!! I got the unawesome you something even if you aren't worthy of it!! [fishes in his pocket for a small pouch full of owl pellets]

Take it and tell your Mutti that the great me was nice today so next time she thinks twice before smackin' me, got it?!! See ya, may the Lord watch over your travels! [gets to his feet and scoots out from under the table]

See, extra nice, you got a proper farewell too!! Don't forget my kindness!! [AND OFF HE GOES.]

I'm not talking like a peasant, I-

[Cookies get!?

Wait wait what, present get!? OH MY GOD. FORGET THE COOKIES SHE WANTS TO INVESTIGATE THE OWL PELLETS!!

AHHHHH SO COOL! GIL LOOK THERE'S LITTLE BONES AND- oh wait you're still talking.]

Bye, bye, and God be with you too!!

[Ignores all that about talking to Mutti, she has a present to play with!]

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