part 341 bunches of hocus pocus

[aphanon_meme]

Meme. IT'S. OCTOBER!!!!!! The best month of the year! Pumpkins! Witches! Everything Halloween! Scary movies and TV shows and that cold, crisp feeling in the air... ahh. Maybe we'll even get a new Halloween post from Himaruya!

Enjoy part 341! if you dare

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[dererste]

[feels strangely aroused now that his mind his filled with fantasies of Germany's nipples bench pressing all 20lbs of his super huge 5meter dick]

[dererste]

[mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm]

[(Anonymous)]

Prussia, what's that in your pants?

[dererste]

A-A--A--AAAA TENT--I MEAN--SHIT-- A--A- HA-HAMSTER!! HAMSTER!!!

[(Anonymous)]

... You put Mr. Whiskers in your pants?!

[dererste]

[OH GOD WHAT HAS HE DONE]

H-HE WAS SLEEPY!! H-HAMSTERS LIKE DARK CAVES!!

[(Anonymous)]

BUT--But--

[voice rising]

You're not supposed to put anyone down your pants!!!!!

[dererste]

SSSSHHH!!!


MI-MISTER WHISKY LIKES IT THERE!!! H-HE'S HAPPIEST WITH THE COOL ME!! Y-You wouldn't want Mister Wispy to be unhappy, hah?! [feels LIKE A PEDOPHILE]

[(Anonymous)]

Take. Mr. Whiskers. Out.

[dererste]

[OH MY GOD]


[GOES PALE AND SWEATY]


A-Ah, thaT--That...Hold it now!! E-Even a guy like me can't do that!! Y-You see, M-Me and Mr.Whiskers have--we've--we've become one!! Like an Angler fish!!

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[(Anonymous)]

GERMANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! PRUSSIA'S TRYING TO PUT HAMSTERS UP HIS BUTT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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[dererste]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LIKE FUCKING HELL I AM!! I-I'M HELPING IT HIBERNATE FOR WINTER IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

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[(Anonymous)]

HAMSTER BUTT HAMSTER BUTT HAMSTER BUTT HAMSTER BUTT PRUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M

TELLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

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[dererste]

[SCREAMS]

AM!! FUCKING!! NOT!! DAMN YOU!! IF YOU TELL SUCH A RUMOUR---I'LL--I'LL FUCKING--I'LL DO DRUGS IF YOU DO!!!

[(Anonymous)]

[don't worry, she's thinking the same thing] [but with her body] [not her dick] [because she's a lady without a dick]

[dererste]

[GET OUT, EYES.GIF, YOU DON'T EVEN WEIGH 20LB YOU'RE NOT A CHALLENGE TO GERMANY'S NIPPLES. GERMANY'S NIPPLES DON'T EVEN WANT YOU]

[(Anonymous)]

[NO YOU GET OUT]

[SHE WORKS HARD TO REMAIN HER TRIM FIGURE]

[GERMANY'S NIPPLES WILL WANT TO TAKE A REST AFTER SHE'S BEEN RIDING THEM ALL NIGHT]

[dererste]

[EXCUSE YOU, GERMANY'S NIPPLES AREN'T ATTRACTED TO YOU. GERMANY'S NIPPLES AREN'T INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP NOR DO THEY LIKE TO BE THE BULL IN BED. GERMANY'S NIPPLES PREFER TO BE THE COWBOY.]

[(Anonymous)]

[EXCUSE YOU, SHE KNOWS MORE ABOUT GERMANY'S NIPPLES THAN YOU DO]

[SHE WATCHES THEM EVERY NIGHT]

[SHE KNOWS EVERY LINE AND PUCKER]

[EVERY LITTLE DOT THING]

[GERMANY'S NIPPLES LOVE HER, EVEN IF THEY WON'T ADMIT IT]

[YOU'RE JUST]

[JEALOUS!]

[(Anonymous)]

But do you know every little hair around them?

Because I do.

[(Anonymous)]

Of course I do! What do you take me for, smile.gif?

[dererste]

[EVERY DOT THING?!!!


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!


DO YOU MEAN THE BUMPS

IF YOU KNEW GERMANY'S NIPPLES YOU'D KNOW ONLY WOMEN HAVE THOSE


AND THEY'RE CALLED MONTGOMERY BODIES


AND THEY'RE FOR KEEPING THE NIPPLE NICE N' GREASY DURING BREAST FEEDING


I THINK.............. I AM NOT SURE


I THINK I READ THIS A LONG TIME AGO AND GOOGLE ISN'T EXACTLY BEING CLEAR


BUT THERE IS A SLIGHT POSSIBILITY WHICH MAKES YOU MISGUIDED AND WRONG!!

BUT EITHER WAY, NO HE IS NOT JEALOUS YOU ARE JUST DELUSIONAL ABOUT NIPPIES THAT WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, SKANK ASS .GIF]

[(Anonymous)]

[EXCUSE YOU WE ARE NOT ALL EXPERTS ON NIPPLES]

[YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR SKANK MOUTH SKANK PRUSSIA OR EYES.GIF WILL MAKE YOU DRINK SKANK WELL WATER!!!]

[dererste]

[YOU CAN'T HAVE GERMANY'S NIPPLES IF YOU AREN'T A FUCKING EXPERT]


[WALK YOUR SKANKY BITCH ASS SELF BACK TO THE SKANKY AS HOLE YOU CRAWLED FROM BEFORE HE GETS GHETTO WITH YO BEASTLY SKANKTASTIC SELF]


[YOU WERE THERE FOR THE MOVIE]


[HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE]


[POSSIBLY]


[1/5 CHANCE HE KNOWS]


[WHICH MEANS HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE]


[SORTA]


[ON THE MEME AT LEAST]


[BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!]

[(Anonymous)]

[YEAH YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH]

[YOU DON'T KNOW ME!]

[AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT]

[YOU'RE GONNA DIE

IN

SEVEN

DAYS!!!]