[He was SO butthurt. But now Prussia is butthurt!!]

[Get it? Because...he's being crushed by...a butt. Ufufufu!]

Don't you think you're exaggerating just a little? You're losing air by screaming like that anyways.

[Squish squish to the left~ Squish squish to the right~]

You're a comfy seat! Perhaps a little bony.

[GRINDS HIS BUTT DOWN INTO THAT PRUSSIA.]

Maybe I'll just go to sleep here! I'm perfectly comfortable~!