part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy

[aphanon_meme]

stock up while it's on sale! Anyway: I. can't. believe. it. I really can't. I mean, I do believe it. So I guess I can believe it. But STILL. I've been saying all month that we'd get doodles, if anything, but--AN EVENT. An event! <>A real event. With ghosts! And mysterious happenings! And Hong Kong being a butt! I can't wait to see what happens next!

Enjoy part 343!

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[dererste]

Hah. If your coat is a metaphor for your feelings, tell your coat it can fuck itself.


[WHY DID YOU TURN AROUND WAS THAT A SPLIT SECOND CHILDISH BUTTHURT DECISION. IF SO, MUN I S LAUGHING. IS HAPPILY RELAXING AND THEN SUDDENLY HE'S BEING CRUSHED TO DEATH BY BUTTOCKS]

HGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! GEDDOFF!!! GEDOFF!! [FLAILS AND HITS AND HITS AND FLAILS FLAILS FIALSIFASDLFSKJFN STRUGGLES AND WRITHES]


GET THE HELL OFF!! BREATHE!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[He was SO butthurt. But now Prussia is butthurt!!]

[Get it? Because...he's being crushed by...a butt. Ufufufu!]

Don't you think you're exaggerating just a little? You're losing air by screaming like that anyways.

[Squish squish to the left~ Squish squish to the right~]

You're a comfy seat! Perhaps a little bony.

[GRINDS HIS BUTT DOWN INTO THAT PRUSSIA.]

Maybe I'll just go to sleep here! I'm perfectly comfortable~!

[dererste]

[You're awful. -10 points for that.]



[SQUALLING LIKE A DYING PIGLET. THIS IS INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND HIS BODY IS SCREAMING AND HIS MIND IS GOING INTO SUFFOCATION PANIC MODE. HE CAN FEEL YOUR BUTT CHEEKS MOVING AND IT'S DISGUSTINGGGGGGGG]


ALRIGHT!! I YIELD!! I YIELLLLLDDDDDDDDNGGHHHH!! I YIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!! I'LL CLEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN ITTTTTNGHH!!! GEDDDDOOFFFFFFF!!! [SCREAMING GET OFF OF HIM]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[D: I worked on that joke for a whole 3 minutes.]

[Each cheek is moving with a careful precision and pressure for the maximum effect. And it's working.]

Gedoff? What is a gedoff?

Oooooh you mean get off! Well since you so kindly agreed to wash my coat!

[Finally stands, because he doesn't want to be responsible for Prussia's death by suffocation.]

See, I knew we could come to an agreement~

[dererste]

[PANTING]


[Yes he can feel it. He'll feel it for fucking days and in his nightmares]


[pant pant wheeze wheeze may have damaged his throat with his yelling so



flips you the middle finger.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Are you alright? Did I break you for good?

[Now he's back to poking at you. He even pokes that middle finger you so kindly raise to him.]

What a nice person you are for agreeing so willingly to wash the coat you messed up! Everyone should know about this very, very good deed!

[Ruffles your hair. Yes, he's going to keep messing with you. It's so fun~]

By the way, you still have blood and spit and things on one of your cheeks. You should wash it. It's embarrassing, ufu.

//THROWS YOU OFF A CLIFF lovingly and heads off <33333

[dererste]

[GROANS A BUNCH OF RUSSIAN VULGARITY TO YOU LOUDLY IN EXHAUSTION. HE'S DEAD AND TIRED LEAVE HIM ALONE.


UFU THE FUCK AWAY, MOTHERFUCKER]


[wILL clean your stupid coat, because he is agerman man and unclean things weigh heavily on his mind. BUT


BUT GOOD LUCK GETTING IT BACK, ASSHOLE]

/falls off the cliff happily. Later~!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Clean it very good, okay? Because I took care of you and brought you to the couch when you were unconscious!

[Pretending to be unconscious. And then he sat on you, but none of that matters.]

I'll be back for it soooon!

[Ufus the fuck away!]