part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy

[aphanon_meme]

stock up while it's on sale! Anyway: I. can't. believe. it. I really can't. I mean, I do believe it. So I guess I can believe it. But STILL. I've been saying all month that we'd get doodles, if anything, but--AN EVENT. An event! <>A real event. With ghosts! And mysterious happenings! And Hong Kong being a butt! I can't wait to see what happens next!

Enjoy part 343!

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[firstfleet]

New South Wales! Who the 'ell are ya?

[(Anonymous)]

That's a really long name! Is your first name New? That's just weird.

I'm..........







Huh.


do I have a name?

[firstfleet]

Ain't weird, that way I can't be confused with Wales! They call him a "bloody sheepshagger"! ...whatever that means.

[Tilts head.]

Must have one! Normally folk like ya go by "Anonymous" don't ya?

[(Anonymous)]

Is weird! Maybe he hurts sheep?


No...I mean...

[sits]

[contemplates]

I guess, but that's not a name, because everyone has that name!



Who... am I?

[firstfleet]

Ain't! Probably, ya only supposed to eat sheep but...

[Tilts head more before sitting down next to you.]

Who are ya? An anonymous, ain't ya?

[Existential crisis? This is getting a bit deep for a six year old!]

Maybe ya need a new name! Might get a new name myself one day! That'll cheer ya up!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't... I don't know!

[looks at you]

What name?

[firstfleet]

[Pats your head in a hopefully comforting manner.]

Depend on if ya a boy or a gal, doesn't it? Girls have names like Esther or Harriet or Polly, and boys have names like David or Oliver or Steven!

Or maybe ya'd like something different! Like being called after a tree or something? How 'bout Wattle?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a girl but I don't want to be Polly, that's a bird's name!



... waffle?

[firstfleet]

Be a pirate's bird! Go see the world!

[Now there's a life purpose.]

What's a waffle?

[(Anonymous)]

I can't fly!

... You know, like a pancake, but with griddle marks.

[firstfleet]

Maybe we should build wings to fly on if ya want to!

Pancake? That doesn't sound like a tree. Wattle's a tree!