part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy

[aphanon_meme]

stock up while it's on sale! Anyway: I. can't. believe. it. I really can't. I mean, I do believe it. So I guess I can believe it. But STILL. I've been saying all month that we'd get doodles, if anything, but--AN EVENT. An event! <>A real event. With ghosts! And mysterious happenings! And Hong Kong being a butt! I can't wait to see what happens next!

Enjoy part 343!

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Comments

[snow_n_sunflowers]

I thought that was something women got upset about a lot.

[He says this, but he wouldn't be the least bit happy if he woke up with pink hair! He might even tear up a little bit!]

Maybe....I will dye your male self's hair pink! He might have more of a reaction~

[fruited_plain]

[Laughs.]

It's the wrong time of year for April Fool's! He might get back at you if you do it!

[He would be so upset.]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

That's easy! I just won't let him! And he'll be too busy crying over his bright pink hair, he won't be able to do anything!

[Flawless plan. Flawless.]

Ahhh but now you know so you can't tell him!

[fruited_plain]

But if I don't he'll be really mad at me too! I mean I'd have to pretend I totally don't know anything at all, and it'd be a lot of work...

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Just pretend you know nothing! It's easy easy! And then we can watch him flail around and get all upset about it~

That wouldn't be a lot of work come oooooon!

[He's whining now, you'd better agree!]

[fruited_plain]

It would! He's me, so he knows when I'm not telling him something! I swear he's got like ESP man. It's creepy.

[And it goes both ways. Russia has no idea.]

Give me something worth my silence and his hair's all yours.

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Is that true? How bizarre!

[Something worth her silence....hmmmm....]

I will, ah, I don't know! What is it that it takes Americas to be silent? Lots of junk food?

... did she break his nose yet for his "gift" to Lithuania? I can't remember.

[fruited_plain]

Maybe. If it's the good kind! But I can get that on my own time!

Nope! Poor Russia's nose :(

[snow_n_sunflowers]

So greasy fatty food won't work! What will?

I can give you....

[Digs around in his pocket and pulls out a little matryoshka doll. Don't question the things he keeps in his coat.]

I can give you this! Isn't it cute?

OH MY..... Ah maybe I'll skip it since I had forgotten doing it the first time I meant to aha.

[fruited_plain]

You just carry stuff like that around in your pockets?!

[It'd be like her pulling a doll out of her shorts! She looks at it incredulously.]

It doesn't explore or anything, does it?!

He would have NO idea what she broke his nose for at this point!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Yes! I carry everything I might need in my coat!

[Apparently he needs this doll.]

Explore? Heehee it isn't alive! It's just a doll with other dolls inside of it!

[Holds it out. It's little painted eyes and smile are enticing, right?]

EXPLODE. I MEANT EXPLODE. Lol crap I'm going to bed. Goodnight dear Russhya.

[fruited_plain]

I mean it's not gonna blow?

[She doesn't know man. For all she knows you cursed it or something. She reaches out and takes it, feeling and listening for any "ticking" noises. Yes she knows bombs don't tick anymore. No she's not going to stop.]


[... It is sorta cute in a weird way.]

That makes so much more sense aha! Goodnight!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Ahaha, why would I carry an explosive doll openly in my coat? That would be somewhere much safer! Like a nice carrying case so I don't blow myself up!

You took it, so this means you accept it, right? Good! I'm glad we came to this agreement~

Pffft sorry about that

[fruited_plain]

[An explosive doll seems plausible coming from him.]

I didn't say I accepted it yet!

[She looks at it closely and slooowly takes the top off. There better not be anything weird inside.]