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part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy

~~stock up while it's on sale!~~ Anyway: I. can't. believe. it. I really can't. I mean, I do believe it. So I guess I can believe it. But STILL. I've been saying all month that we'd get doodles, if anything, but--AN EVENT. An event! <>A real event. With ghosts! And mysterious happenings! And Hong Kong being a butt! I can't wait to see what happens next!

Enjoy part 343!

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Oooooo you said a bad word

Yeah because it fucking huuuuuuurts!!

Oooo you said another one!!!

[tilts head]

What hurts?

My freaking ankle!! Stupid thing just snapped on me!!!

[Holds up her slightly disjointed foot so you can see!]

[D:]

[SHRIEK]

THEY'LL HAVE TO AMPUTATE IT!!!

DON'T YELL AT ME!! I'M THE ONE IN PAIN HERE!!!!

[YELLING ALL THE YELLING]

IT'S LOOKS AWFUL OH JUST AWFUL, WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOO TO IT?!

I DIDN'T FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!! I-IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME STUPID MEME SHIT!!!

WHAT DO WE DO

WHAT DO WE DO

DO WE CALL THE MEME HOSPITAL?!?!

NO!!!

FIND WEST! GERMANY!!

[Sheeeeeee waaaaants her sisterrrrrr though a brother of some kind would be okay too]

I'll - I'LL USE MY GERMANY CALL!

[deep breath]

WUUUUUUUUURST

GET'CHER WURST HERE

WUUUUUUURST

[. . .]

I'M FUCKING SERIOUS HERE!!!!!

...

Huh?

So am I!

West isn't gonna come just because you offer them wurst!

[claps]

YOU'RE RIGHT.

DAVID HASSELHOFF VIDEOS

I'VE GOT DAVID HASSELHOFF VIDEEEEEOOOOOOS!!

If you're not gonna be serious then fuck off already!!!

[whhiiiiiiiiinneee she's in pain]

[GASP OF IN.DIG.NATION.]

I'm TRYING to help you! If you're going to be a bad-mouthed Grumpy Gerta, then maybe you don't want my help, ANYWAY.

I WANT MY BABY SISTER!!!

I'M TRYING TO SUMMON HER! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE!

G-Go look for her or something!

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