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aphanon_meme) wrote2013-11-02 07:10 pm
aphanon_meme) wrote2013-11-02 07:10 pm
part 343 pieces of discounted Halloween candy
Enjoy part 343!
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Re: itt: pass it on
Oh Prussia! Did you know Latvia had a fiddle? This anonymous says I play it but I don't know how!
Also, you consider me your uke, right~?
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Re: itt: pass it on
--THHEHEEEEERREEE??!!!! Y-YOOOOU!!! WH-WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SAAAAAAAAYING?!! SAYING THAT DISGUSTING THING WITH THAT TOO INNOCENT FACE--'THE HELL--YOU--DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKIIIIING?!
Re: itt: pass it on
[He doesn't have on his 'I know what I'm doing and I'm just fucking with you' face, he's wearing his 'I seriously don't know what you're yelling about' face.]
Is this such a bad thing? Because I think you're my uke. I've considered you my uke for a while now.
[Does his innocent smile make this more or less maddening?]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHH! SSH!! SHUT IT!! SHUT THE HELL UP!! NOT ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU!! Someone with a face like yours IS ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN TO SAY VULGAR SHIT LIKE THAT!! ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN!! [IT MAKES IT TERRIFYING]
OF COURSE IT'S A FUCKING BAD THING!! I-I MEAN--IT'S NOT--Not in consenting parties... BUT DAMN IT, NOT IN PUBLIC!! WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF DISCRETION, HAH?!! You can't consider M-MM--M--M--ANYONE-- [He can't say he's your uke AT ALL NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. SQUIRMING HE'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE oh gOD.]
--ANYONE YOUR UKE UNLESS YOU'VE DONE IT WITH THEM AND THEY SAID YOU CAN!! Y-You're musing the fucking word--ARE YOU?! UKE IN WHAT WAY?!! ELABORATE!! ELABORATE IN 200 WORDS OR LESS!!
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[He's used to you being wound up but not THIS wound up. At least not for no reason.]
You're speaking too strangely for me to quite understand you. Speak quieter, you're hurting my ears and it's annoying.
[He blinks when he's asked to elaborate, but maybe it's for the best because they can't possibly be on the same page here.]
I'm not understanding something, I don't think. Uke is a fancy word for friend, isn't it? Or is it more like comrade? I think they said it was like friend. I hope many others are my ukes!
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ARE YOU DRUNK?!!! [SWEATING suddenly, uses his shirt to fan himself oh my sweet mother of jesus looking down on him from heaven, why did you let the baby faced satan approach him talking about bottoming]
KEEEEEEEEEHHH!! I TOLD YOU NOT SAY IT AGAIN!! SAY U-WORD!!! [WIPES AT his brow holy shit holy shit he's going to have to explain gay sex in internet weeaboo net speak oh my god sweet baby newborn christ oh my god. PICKS AT HIS SHIRT. PICK PICK. SQUIRMING AND CRYING INTERNALLY]
IT DOESN'T MEAN FRIEND!! I-It has to do with--it's about--it's fucking--I mean--yeah, it's just that!! Fucking!! It's about fucking a-and the--the...errr....[vague handmovements]
...positions...a couple likes best, understood! And err...T-the Uke is--it's...the...Ah, daaaamn it, it's the guy who is on the bottom you know...Taking it....and--and... [GOD JUST SAY YOU UNDERSTAND SO THIS TRAIN WRECK CAN STOP]
I'm so sorry for this and for how much I dumb tag you
U-word...?
[Somewhere in that screaming and flailing and sweating and near-sobbing, he finally gets the information he was looking for and....oh.]
S-so that....that first anonymous was right but then I was told something different....
[How could he be that stupid! He knew he shouldn't have trusted them but they were so convincing! He hides his face halfway in his scarf as his eyes dart around.]
Aaaaaahh I'm so embarrassed. I was wanting to ask the same to China as well and others too...
And it's not as if I would ever be your 'uke'. It would most definitely be the other way around.
NO SORRIES I LOVE YOU you're a blast
You should know better by no than to take the words of anons for facts without running it through someone you fuckin' trust first!! [Folds his arms]
DAMN RIGHT, You should be embarrassed!! STEW IN YOUR SHAME!! NEVER FORGET THIS DAY FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE!! Take this as a lesson and don't repeat the same damn mistake again!!! Idiot!! FOOL!! BLOCKHEAD!! [Fiddles and tries not to think of your diddle--TOO LATE--FUCKING SPUTTERS]
Y-Y-Y-YYOOOOOOOOOOU!! YOU THINK I'M DEAF OR SOMETHING?!! I HEARD THAT!! Like hell I would be!!! OVER MY DEAD BODY!!! You already said it yourself you wanted to be the U-Word so now you can't take it back!! [He's being childish over this weird thing but he doesn't care. all bets are off when you're trying to get one over on him]
I can't help myself! That Prussia!!!
[Then Vuri made him all insecure and look where it got him. Well at least you had an amusing reaction so that makes it a little bit better.]
Don't call me names! It was an honest mistake! I don't have a block for a head!
[Flail in your general direction. FLAILS. He wants to hit something so he hits his own thigh. This is why people think he's crazy.]
[Then all the sudden, he's calm and he's starting to grin. Something about embarrassing the hell out of you is soothing. Also, if it makes you feel better, he admitted to thinking about a certain diddle.]
It's clear that you couldn't be such a thing for me. And I said that out of a mistake! A mistake! You can't hold this against me.
ME NEITHER THAT RUSSIA WHAT A GUY WHAT AN UKE
[FROWNS AT THAT THIGH HITTING, what are you doing. Are you trying to punish yourself? he can hit you if you want him too. He doesn't like that smile neither, maybe you need to be hit more. SMACKS UPSIDE
god he loves having this icon. He's TALL in it.]CLEAR HOW?!! A lot of shit comes out of your mouth when you don't know anything!!! AND LIKE HELL I CAN'T!! I'm holding it way against you!!! I'LL NEVER FORGET IT SO LONG AS I BREATHE!! [He saw that and he was weirdly satisfied that he was mentioned but YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IT. EVER, UKE-KUN]
OOOOH MR. PRUSSIA! /gotta run off to bed <3
[OW! Always with the smacking!
And clearly Russia's crouching down in that icon. He grabs your wrist tight then proceeds to smack the back of your hand like lightly punishing a naughty child.]You can't hold it against me because I didn't understand the definition! You..[Smacks your hand]..forget...[smacks it again]...I ever said that.
[That'll learn ya. He lets go after that and adjusts himself.]
I'm going to go. You think about what I just taught you. I want a report on it later, and make sure it's under 200 words.
Good night, ya crazy. Have a good day tomorrow!! Hope it snows!!
Make!![Smack!]
Me!! [Smack, why are you doing this it doesn't even hurt]
Asshole!! [Smack! Finally his hand back, wipes it off like you're sticky or something. Calling you an asshole feels 100 time better since you're the uke now. It's like objectifying you to the only thing worthy of attention.]
Yeah, hurry up and run the hell away, Ukessia!! I didn't learn shit and I'm not writing anything, either!! If you get 200 words, you'll get 200 words of why you fucking bottom to me any day of the week!! TCH!!