aphanon_meme | part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[Shrieks, drops the chair and falls forward!]

D-don't kill me! Please! H-help! HELP!!

[He just wanted a massage!]

[Tries to roll over enough to grab at whoever's attacking him.]

half-and-half?

i'm concerned and paranoid 5ever because of that long absence of his, so now i'm just like IT'S OKEY YOU CAN END THIS EVENT WITH NAKED GERMANY TELLING US GHOSTS ARE VERBOTEN

JUST DON'T GET BURNT OUT AND LEAVE AGAIN

OK

OKEY

;A;

I didn't think you would.

[At least that hasn't changed. He reaches over to give America's hand a squeeze, and it's a bit of a relief that it doesn't go through.]

[shrieking too!]

[holding on tightly through your rolling and grabbing]

[for lack of a free limb to block you, he opts to bite down on your arm instead]

He had an amazing grip! I totally thought I'd get him first!

[Motions with his hands]

So I invited him over, right? And then tackled him on his way in!

[where is this story going bro]

[she gives him the most questioning look she can muster]

Aaaaand? So you tackled him, big deal! Keep going!

joooooin

[Squeezes back]

...I still cannot believe that Miss Prussia was one of the killers...

[Yelps and pulls his arm away, still struggling for a moment before he suddenly stops.]

[That screaming. A kid?]

[He can easily handle a child, but he doesn't want to get bitten again. Or worse, hurt them by mistake. What should he do!? WHAT SHOULD HE DO!?]

[Plays dead. But he's still shaking too much for it to be very effective. What if this kid really is one of the killers?]

I can't I'm taggiiing

I can.

[Personal bias or not, he was right.]

She's as bad a liar as the other one.

[is easily convinced, and stops screaming when you "die"]

...

[slowly loosens his grip and checks you]

[pokes you on the shoulder hard]

Uh oh... Are you dead?

[Nods.]

[Wait.]

[Shit.]

[Tries to keep still anyway.]

[STARTS BAWLING OMG HE KILLED YOU]

[Jumps, startled by the sudden crying. What the hell, weren't they just trying to kill him?]

[He's still nervous, but a crying kid, what can he do?]

[Slowly sits up.]

P-please don't cry. I was just joking, it's okay! See? See? I'm fine!

[Oh wait, he's met this one before, hasn't he?]

[hugs you tight and does not stop crying]

I k-killed you! N-now captain's gonna make me DIE!!

[tears. tears everywhere]

mochimerica would grow to enormous size and absorb the enemy

[Oh god, how does he deal with this? Sweden's kids never act like this!]

[P...ats?]

I'm okay! Really! You don't have to cry! I'm not dead!

[Yet.]

Look! Look!!

[Uh. ...Waves his arms frantically? See! So not dead!]

[cries himself out a little more before finally stopping and noticing your waving arms]

[sniffles]

I didn't kill you...?

[wipes his face on your chest and pokes at you a little more just to make sure you didn't turn into a ghost or anything]

Is it alive or dead?

Are you fishing and the fish smacks itself against you or does someone come up and give you The Holy Mackerel?

No! No. I was just joking.

[Lying, really. Literally.]

Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

[Even if he scared the shit out of him.]

[Just... rubs his back. No more poking!]

What happened to you?

Did the killer murder everyone?

[sniffles again and leans against you, enjoying the rubbing]

Are you a murderer...? Did I catch you...?

cards against humanity ma a an

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