aphanon_meme | part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[oh no you're gonna kill someone with a chair, he's gotta stop you!]

[runs at you and leaps up, attaching himself to your ass in a koala hug]

I GOTCHA! I GOTCHA!!

[Shrieks, drops the chair and falls forward!]

D-don't kill me! Please! H-help! HELP!!

[He just wanted a massage!]

[Tries to roll over enough to grab at whoever's attacking him.]

[shrieking too!]

[holding on tightly through your rolling and grabbing]

[for lack of a free limb to block you, he opts to bite down on your arm instead]

[Yelps and pulls his arm away, still struggling for a moment before he suddenly stops.]

[That screaming. A kid?]

[He can easily handle a child, but he doesn't want to get bitten again. Or worse, hurt them by mistake. What should he do!? WHAT SHOULD HE DO!?]

[Plays dead. But he's still shaking too much for it to be very effective. What if this kid really is one of the killers?]

[is easily convinced, and stops screaming when you "die"]

...

[slowly loosens his grip and checks you]

[pokes you on the shoulder hard]

Uh oh... Are you dead?

[Nods.]

[Wait.]

[Shit.]

[Tries to keep still anyway.]

[STARTS BAWLING OMG HE KILLED YOU]

[Jumps, startled by the sudden crying. What the hell, weren't they just trying to kill him?]

[He's still nervous, but a crying kid, what can he do?]

[Slowly sits up.]

P-please don't cry. I was just joking, it's okay! See? See? I'm fine!

[Oh wait, he's met this one before, hasn't he?]

[hugs you tight and does not stop crying]

I k-killed you! N-now captain's gonna make me DIE!!

[tears. tears everywhere]

[Oh god, how does he deal with this? Sweden's kids never act like this!]

[P...ats?]

I'm okay! Really! You don't have to cry! I'm not dead!

[Yet.]

Look! Look!!

[Uh. ...Waves his arms frantically? See! So not dead!]

[cries himself out a little more before finally stopping and noticing your waving arms]

[sniffles]

I didn't kill you...?

[wipes his face on your chest and pokes at you a little more just to make sure you didn't turn into a ghost or anything]

No! No. I was just joking.

[Lying, really. Literally.]

Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

[Even if he scared the shit out of him.]

[Just... rubs his back. No more poking!]

[sniffles again and leans against you, enjoying the rubbing]

Are you a murderer...? Did I catch you...?

[Well, that's better. Keeps going.]

Wha... huh? No! No, of course not! What made you think that?

[completely placated now and starts going boneless on you]

You had a chair...

[you were obviously going to kill people with it]

[...Oh. That.]

But that was just...! We have to defend ourselves, right?

[Not that it did him any good.]

I guess so...

[wait, does that mean...]

Is the killer here??

[sits up, all tense again]

[Takes a moment to look around. Yep. Crew's definitely not doing their damn job, but what else is new?]

[No one even came when he screamed for help. How comforting.]

...I think it's just us.

[wait]

[if it's just the two of them]

[and you had a chair]

[then that means]

...

[starts shrieking again!]

HELP!! HELP!! FINLAND'S GONNA KILL ME!! WITH A CHAIR!!!

[jumps up and runs around you screaming before running out of the spa in a panic]

[Jumps again, jfc, this kid.]

I...! N-No! I'm not going to! ...Calm down! Shhh!

[It's hopeless.]

[Just remains seated on the floor of the spa, a bit dazed, as Greece runs away. What the hell was that?]

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