aphanon_meme | part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[that doesn't even make him uncomfortable, it's just confusing]

...no? That summat that does that?

[isn't that the show with the vaudeville puppets and the frog?]

So it wouldn't be mean if I stomped on your foot right now?

have there ever been

SKID MARKS

Because there's stuff to do! Like hike and find really awesome views and caves and chill out and watch animals and take pictures and stuff.

[It only gets lonely at night.]

does norway ever fart in bed?

what's your favorite flavor?

[Sighs. Why does he feel like he's dealing with a child? He can't really blame him though, that outfit's embarrassing just to look at.]

You haven't even been here that long. Anyway, I can't make the boat move any faster, so you'll just have to deal with it or stay in your room until we get back.

[But he's not getting food for you if you do, he's not your mom.]

'course not! I use toilet paper!

[despite popular rumors to the contrary, he is enough of a capable adult that he can wipe his ass]

Edited ("capable human being' just doesn't sound right for a non-human) 2013-11-23 00:29 (UTC)

[Either she's high right now or you're an anon from the past. Either way she just shakes her head at you.]

It's on the television.

I'm saying it's gotten a little stale. Yawn, stripes. Yawn, stars. Gimme something new.

But it's a classic! How can it be boring?!

[T-Touches her nose!?]

THAT'S JUST A DUMB STORY!!

Wha- why do you constantly ask me inappropriate questions about her?!

Ugh...under any circumstance, the Archduchess was better company than Preußen, so-

[wait

how old was she then

late thirties, that's alright

but imagine trying to do that with a dozen children running in and out

but Prussia is disgusting]

...a-as I said...I favour the first option. Not that I ever did.

When he's sleepin', sure!

should I strive to marry a wealthy merchant who wants me for my title, a poor nobleman who cares about me but can only give me a life of (noble) poverty, or that handsome young peasant farmer who works our country estate and said we will run away together and live long happy lives?

Have you given HRE The Talk

Of what? That is a very important variable. However, my preferences are chocolate and coffee.

[GASP]

[POINTS AT YOUR NOSE]

DID YOU SEE THAT?!

Look, America. Classics get boring. You can only look at a classic soooo many times before it's stale. Old hat. Y'dig?

Besides West you mean? No way, she was hard enough to handle on her own!! Heh, training Amerika was fun too and all but at least that was only temporary! Not that I didn't like it, but the cool me only had so much patience back then you know?

Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I got to Italien earlier, but she's perfect the way she is so it doesn't matter much!

[you get a blank stare]

The television, my Lady? Pray, tell me of whatever do you speak, my Lady, most noble and fair?

No, just stupid.

Why don't I ask you constant inappropriate questions about Maria Theresa, is the question.

Okay, to continue with this line. What if while you were having sex, Maria Theresa was still working on her papers?

That's like calling a Mustang boring because it's old! Besides, Mexico already does the whole eagle thing, I don't wanna steal her thunder!

[...+1]

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a historical Austria

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