aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2013-11-13 09:39 pm

part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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kingkongeriget: (smart motherfucker!)

Ask a Denmark or his mun!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-23 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[make him uncomfortable, folks!]

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
does your pee come out in that weird two pronged stream when you're trying to pee through a boner?
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-23 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Don't usually try when I got one!


[he figured out early on that it was a bad idea]


Usually 'fore or after, it does, tho!

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Did you get to see Germany's tits?
kingkongeriget: (what does marsellus wallace look like?)

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-23 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Saw some tits! Ain't sure if they were his, tho', hard t'tell 'cuz they're mostly hidin'! Real shy lil' fellas!

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Y'ever get an itch on your butthole and scratch it through your underpants?
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-23 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, if it don't go away on its own!

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
have there ever been

SKID MARKS
kingkongeriget: (we're not going to do anything stupid)

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-23 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
'course not! I use toilet paper!


[despite popular rumors to the contrary, he is enough of a capable adult that he can wipe his ass]
Edited ("capable human being' just doesn't sound right for a non-human) 2013-11-23 00:29 (UTC)

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever gotten a boner while watching The Muppet Show?
kingkongeriget: (we're not going to do anything stupid)

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-23 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[that doesn't even make him uncomfortable, it's just confusing]


...no? That summat that does that?


[isn't that the show with the vaudeville puppets and the frog?]

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
does norway ever fart in bed?
kingkongeriget: (did I break your concentration?)

Re: Ask a Denmark or his mun!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
When he's sleepin', sure!