part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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Re: ooc

[(Anonymous)]

SO LIET TALKS OUT LOUD WHENEVER HES REALLY STRESSED

CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE HIM SCREAMING THROUGH THE STREETS OF VILNIUS ABOUT HOW MUCH WORK HE HAS TO DO AND POLAND JUST GOES “OH MY GOD LIET SHUT UP”

Re: ooc

[lietuvaaaah]

This explains so much, really. He stresses himself out while complaining that other people are stressing him out.

Re: ITT: Mental age headcanon

[reaperangelique]

austria's like 112...actually idk but he definitely acts older than mid-twenties. it's more that he acts centuries out of date than a specific age.

prussia is 5, 12, 18 and 90 at various times

Re: ooc

[lietuvaaaah]

What a beautiful mental image.

Re: ooc

[(Anonymous)]

I want to see more of them interacting, what an odd couple they are

Lithuania who's more serious than a German, Greece who is more carefree than a Spaniard

Re: ITT: Mental age headcanon

[romanon]

The Italies act their apparent age most of the times - they like being in their twenties, they're having lots of fun - but sometimes they can act like petty teenagers, especially if they're arguing.

Spain usually acts even younger than the age he looks, like a teenager or even a child, but he's conscious he's doing it - he's actually one of the oldest, mentally.

Greece acts like a 60 years old cat lady but has the sexual drive of a 14-years-old who's just discovered the Internet and that's amazing.

Germany tries to act older than his apparent age but he's still so much of a frigging teenager it hurts.

Re: ooc

[lietuvaaaah]

I've gotten to really like the idea of them interacting thanks to the car thread and then this happens ;3;

/crosses fingers for some more panels with them!

[(Anonymous)]

"Thinking you are a bad person for saying no is a symptom of "the disease to please." "Saying yes when you need to say no causes burnout."

Re: ITT: Mental age headcanon

[(Anonymous)]

Those are the best descriptions of Spain, Greece and Germany I have heard in a long time lol

I'll add that the Italies sometimes remind me of old men in their 70s or 80s remembering their past days of youth (?)

Night 2

[meme_mystery]

"Captain, please open the door! We have finished tallying the votes from the VIPs! Well, not everybody voted and majority seemed to be in agreement so it didn't take long!" A sailor cried as he banged on the door to the bridge.

Moments later, the door swung open to reveal the portly captain, who quickly looked around and beyond the new arrival before looking more relaxed. "Good thing you all had the idea to do the tally instead of me, I'm busy driving that Mr. Germany away from the bridge. He keeps trying to get in."

"But Captain, you ordered us to do it..." But he was unheard as the Captain perused the paper that contained the tally.

"Well, looks like they're not taking this as seriously as I hoped. Ah well, it's only the first day and people are always indecisive then. Can't help it if that's the case."

Official Vote Tally

Name	No. of Votes
Sweden takesaswing	1
Fem!Russia rodina	1
Russia snow_n_sunflowers	4
England unionjackingit	1
Germany 1amkeit	1

 

"All right. Now you go and get Mr. Russia so we can start the execution."

"Aye, Captain!"

As it turns out, they didn't have to look for long for him. He apparently had too much to drink at the bar last night, and was found fast asleep on the ship's deck. The sailors trussed him up and began trying to insert his body into the ship's cannon(!). But...

"Captain, he won't fit into the hole!"

"Then thrust harder!"

However, no matter how hard the sailors pushed, they couldn't fit Russia's large frame into the cannon. Dejected that they couldn't use the cannon for the first execution which was always a ~special~ occasion, they just decided to toss some grilled steak into the sea to gather a number of sharks which began circling around an area. They then dangled Russia's still-sleeping body on top of the sharks while the captain coughed before speaking grandly.

"Mr. Russia, the participants have voted and decided that you are the most suspicious of being one of the killers and thus clamor for your execution. You are hereby sentenced to be executed via shark tooth. Any last words?"

"..."

"Ah, you were headed to dropping out anyway. Now... FIRE!" the captain cried out of habit.

And Russia was dropped to the sharks' eager jaws, which began snapping his body till he was a skeleton. 

Re: Night 2

[meme_mystery]

[Inside the ship, a crew member wielding squiggly blue marker makes a change to the picture on the wall]

An hour later...

Ahem! This is your captain speaking! We have fulfilled our participants' decision. After examining the role card in his room, it looks like Mr. Russia is NOT A KILLER. Which means they're all still at large out there. Oops.

If you're all feeling stressed out about this, fret not! Our ship has a special swimming pool inside, to help you relax. There's also a Jacuzzi, a sauna, and a hot spring! And that pool room where I keep my pet octopuses, but you're not allowed there for want of tentacle molestation without my permission.



I bid you all good evening!

[This begins Night 2.
Participants if you would like to use an Ability that you would like to take effect on Night 2 and Day 3, comment on the Active Ability post (comment screened)
Killers, send your kill on the Killer Hit List (comment screened)

Day begins at 8 p.m. EST, midnight GMT
Night begins at 8 a.m. EST, 1 p.m. GMT

The rules page has been updated. Please check it out.

A game mechanics page has been posted to help everyone understand the game better. If you have time, please read it!

Late update is late, sorry.]

Re: ITT: Mental age headcanon

[romanon]

thanks, lol - I love how sometimes Himaruya reminds us all that Germany is really just a very insecure boy in his late teens deep down, he's adorable

I think all nations have moments like those in which they reminisce about the past and sound like old people, because they are - plus the Italies might be acting a little bit younger than what they actually feel, a bit like Spain, sometimes, Italy especially because he doesn't like to dwell on past bad memories

ooc

[lietuvaaaah]

Lithuania usually acts like he's in his thirties, sometimes acts like he's in his 60s or 70s, and occasionally has interludes of acting younger. He's not actually as mature as he seems.

Liechtenstein varies between "young girl" and "mature woman" but rarely anything in the middle. Despite looking it she doesn't really act like a teenager.

Coroner's Report 1

[meme_mystery]

Victim's Name: United Stated of America daheroyoudserve 
Cause of death: Strangulation
Murder Details: He was strangled with some sort of scarf or kerchief. Victim has bruises throughout his body. No external wounds.
Coroner's Musings: We found a red scarf next to the body, which leads us to believe that was the murder weapon. Closer analysis of skin traces confirm this. However, the numerous bruises throughout the body of the victim is not consistent with simple struggling for breath while strangled: they are too many and are on several parts of his body: One on his left cheek, three on his body and two on the thighs. While it is normal for the victim to struggle and get injuries in the bid for air, there are too many and the placements are too suspicious. It's almost like the victim walked out of a boxing tournament. And even though the official cause of death was strangulation, the victim's neck was found snapped.

The victim was discovered lying on his bed. The room was very messy upon discovery, with clothes and sheets strewn about, and several objects knocked over. There are no signs of the door having been tampered with. The windows were shut tight.


Victim's Name: Hellenic Republic greece 
Cause of death: Blunt force head trauma
Murder Details: The victim was bludgeoned to death by a metal equipment chest. No other wounds.
Coroner's Musings: The victim was found on deck, lying on a lounge chair, with his head leaking blood and the chest on the ground beside him. Said chest is supposed to be on the upper deck, so the main issue is how it fell on the victim's head. At first we thought it was cut loose from its securing, but the ropes are intact: No cuts or frays on the rope at all. An accidental fall from the ship's swaying is a possibility as we have received a report that the equipment was supposed to be tied with ropes, but a sailor has confessed about forgetting to do so after the last inspection of the chest so the ropes are left wrapped around the railing loosely. However, we cannot yet rule out the other possibility: that the chest was still pushed down on purpose even if it was not secured with ropes.

No fingerprints were found, but there are scruff marks on the chest consistent with a hard-soled shoe making contact with it. We have yet to determine if it's a sailor's doing.

placeholder! go ahead if you want, I'll be available in two hours

[lietuvavavoom]

[...She's already had enough of all this. But they're kind of in the middle of the ocean and she's stuck here so she might as well try to relax, right?]

[Maybe she'll just check out the hot spring.]

[(Anonymous)]

??

Re: Night 2

[fraustria]

What is going on?!

[She was too sleepy to vote or have anything explained to her and this is all very alarming. NO ONE TELL HER HOW RUSSIA DIED, SHE'LL SCREAM]

I knew I ought to have stayed home. ...Octopuses?!

[She's going to hastily shut herself in the sauna and worry.]

might be slow! /finally posts oop

[bydefacto]

[Sealand has been doing a good job of keeping out of trouble since he arrived on this boat. America and Greece are dead, and though he doesn't believe it's forever, there's no denying he's worried.

Swimming sounds like fun, though, so he'll just be stripping down to his underwear and jumping into the pool. Splashing everyone in the proximity in the process.]

Re: Night 2

[unionjackingit]

[Meanwhile, England is sitting at the side of the pool, looking gloomy. He's not about to get in, not being the best of swimmers.

And honestly, he's feeling pretty terrible.

America's dead, and he was too hungover to even hear about it until now.]

Re: Night 2

[unalienablesoul]

[Walks up behind him, wearing a shift and his breeches over it for swimming]

...Hello England...

[Sits beside him, staring out at the water as he sets his feet in the water.]

[(Anonymous)]

A young man of little words, who detachs himself from this transient world. He battles over mackerels with his younger brother Iceland. He’s a fairytale-like nation of miracles like seeing ghosts and spirits!

[(Anonymous)]

who cares

[unionjackingit]

[Oh- For a moment, he thinks he's seeing a ghost again. But it's soon apparent this isn't his America.]

Ah, A- America.

[Not the America he'd like to see - no offence, Rev - but still one he'd rather not see die.]

How are you?

Re: ITT: Mental age headcanon

[bunniofthemoon]

Ukraine is like a 70 year old babushka and a 14 year old who just started high school in a new town

[(Anonymous)]

Is this new?