part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[dererste]

My rendition? You mean, my side of the story? [thinks]

Well, that too scary guy came over and fuckin' propositioned the too irresistable me a little too brazenly like it's the 1980's still and of course a heartless, taken guy like me had to reject him!! HARSHLY!! So he understood I was fuckin' serious and not playing hard to get!! And then he started crying all over the place as per usual with a woobie like him-- just check his tag on Pixiv-- so I fucking kicked his ass a little to man him up for the future!! And once he was properly punished, then the cool me wrote about it in my diary and thought a historic moment like that deserved a too trendy t-shirt--you know on tumblr, how they do it!! With funny quotes and shit-- so I went and made it!!

I can't

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[That....story...]

[Kolkolkolkol]

z-snaps

[dererste]

[IGNORES YOU IN FAVOR OF FLESHING OUT YOUR ASSBEATING FOR ANON]

[(Anonymous)]

yes

yes perfect thank you

but please tell me more about how you kicked his ass, i must have the details

[dererste]

Details....[give him a moment]


Well, I fuckin' grabbed him by the nose since that's his weak point and my entire hand fits it quite fucking nicely so I can do my deadly 360 degree spinthrow on him!! So I did that with over 6,000 rotations, which is a new IMPRESSIVE record set by the undefeated me once again, and he crashed into a wanky thread and it fucking collapsed on the spot!! So I strutted the hell over and started to hit him with my fists and shit until he was bleeding and begging me for mercy as he used to when we were younger!! I was just pounding on him until he pissed his pants from fear and finished it off by ripping his damn heart out and K.Oing him entirely!!

[(Anonymous)]

wowee

so did you keep his heart as something to remember the event by or did you throw it at his unconscious body

[dererste]

I stuffed it down his throat and made him eat it flavored by his own tears!!!

[(Anonymous)]

you made him eat his own heart

damn, you hardcore

i'm inspired

[dererste]

Kesesese!! Is that so?! You should write fanfiction, if you are!!