part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[dererste]

[His fear of you sort of fluctuates depending on a bunch of stuff. Being scared all the time is boring. The more time he spends with you, the more able he is to get used to his discomfort enough to start fucking around with you. The more ammo he has, the braver and more suicidal he gets. BUT the more intimidating and angry you are...the more scared he starts to get...]


A-Ah--[like now for instannncee... Wow that's quite a pissed off face you have on there. OKAY, OKAY HE'S DONE PLAYING HE'S DONE, HANDS UP]


A-ACTUALLY!! My too cute little wristwatch says it's 5 am!! WHICH MEANS IT'S BEDTIME!! BED!! TIME!! I-IF YOU LET GO, the just teasing me will fly off to bed just like a sleepy little robin!! [STRUGGLES AGAINST. MERCY MERCY MERCY]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

You surrender?

[Hands up means surrender. That doesn't necessarily mean anything when Russia's involved and his hands aren't loosening on that shirt.]

Good! But even so, this shirt can't stay on you. It goes and then you fly off like little sleepy robin. Deal?

[All the sudden he looks cheerful again but not exactly in the comforting way.]

[Takes the hem of your shirt and YANKS! YANKS IT OFF IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!]

Ahhhh I think it's getting stuck.

[dererste]

I SURRENDER!! So let go an--[YANKED!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I mean]


GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHNGH!!! [Well yeah, he's wearing like three layers of shirt and that shirt itself is uber tight so you can see his seme body]


MAGMSFKGSKDJFNSKFN!!! [has all of them all uncomfortably entangled at his neck and shoulder no. You're terrible. You can't even do a simple task right]

LEGGO!! [FLAILS AGAINST]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Well that "seme body" is making it hard to get this shirt off all the way! The obvious solution? Tug harder!]

What a stubborn shirt! Stop yelling and wiggle and then pull down at the same time. Wiggle a lot!

[He's laughing now because what on earth sorts of noises are those?]

You sound like a dying sleepy robin now! I can't let go of the shirt so you will need to get your body to let go of the shirt!

[dererste]

[Wow rude, don't put quotation marks over his seme body!!]



MMMNNNYYNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAANNNNNGGGG!! [That's his whiny complaint at that last bit because he doesn' want you take his shiIIIRRRTTT. If you won't let go he can't run away with ittttt]


MMNGNGNGNN!!! [FINE. FINE he can't breathe and he's starting to feel claustrophobic....wiggles and jiggles and sliggles and fliggles until


POP!!


his long sleeve shirt and his joke shirt are off, leaving him all disheveled in his tanktop]


T-There!! N-Now!! Kindly return my clothing to me!! [Hands out worth a shot]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

I did it!

[Waves that shirt around like a badge of honor and starts doing a little victory dance. It's a spinny, jumpy little dance that most others would find embarrassing but not him.]

I don't know why you try to resist when you know I will succeed. Now I have the liar shirt and this other shirt and I'm taking this as punishment. Now you will be cold!

[HaHAHAHAHA! Freeeeze!]

[dererste]

[JUST STARES JUST STARES AND STARE He won't judge you he has his own victory dance, you fucking insane little cute piece of dog shit.]


RUSSSLAAAAANNNDDDNGGGGHH!! [HE HATES WHINING AT YOU BECAUSE IT MEANS HE'S LOSING, BUT FUCK IT, WHINES. WHINES .HIS SHIRT HE WAS SO FOND OF BOTH OF THEM. HE'S EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO HIS CLOTHING. he's VERY EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED]


OI!! Don't be a fucking asshole!!! It's a long way back to my place and it's fucking cooolld!!! I swear I won't wear it again so give me my damn shirts back!!

[UGH UGH UGH NOT HIS SHIRT NOT HIST SHIRRRTT HE'LL CRY]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[I sense a lot of contradiction in that description.]

[He loves when you whine at him because it means you're losing and he hopes you stomp your feet and flail at him too!]

It's cold going back to my home too! What if I need extra layers! Now I have yours.

[Like those would even fit over those shoulders of his. DON'T cry he's not as good with crying anymore, nobody cries around him lately because nobody's around him lately just don't do it.]

[dererste]

[nonsense]


LIKE HELL!! YOU'LL RIIIIIPPPP IITTTTTTTTTT!!!!! IVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! [HUMAN NAMES, GIVE HIM BACK HIS SHIRT. GIVE IT. He does stamp his feet and he does flail AND HE DOES THIS TWISTY DISTRESSED FRUSTRATED WRITHING THING OH MY GOD HIS FUCKING SHIIIIIIRT]

Forgive me just this once and return my damn shirt!! Why can't you fucking take a damn jooooooooooooooooooooooooke?!! [his voice is uber fucking annoying when he's whining c'monn. WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME COMPLAINING, GOD DAMN IT]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Ooooh that whining. Did your voice just break like a teenager's? He doesn't know if that's hilarious or hilariously irritating.]

Shhhhhhhh. Gilbert. Shhhhh.

[Pats your head. Ruffles your head. Not your hair, your entire face. His hand is big enough to pretty much cover it.]

These shirts are mine now because I won! This is how things work, you know this.

[That twisty dance is hard to resist, because anyone who does something like that MUST be desperate.]

Fine, fine, fine. Just shhhhhhhh! I will give you shirt if...if....you wear it inside out on the way home. Only then.

[dererste]

[IT DID BUT TO YOU IT DIDN'T.]

[About to open his mouth for more bitching and suddenly muffled?! THERE'S AN ANGUISHED GROAN AT THAT MINE BECAUSE WINNING BIT. NOOOO. NOOOOOOO--Oh wait you're still talking BUT It's hard to concentrate when you are doing things to his face.

DAMN IT GET OFF HIM, shoves that hand away!!! FROWNY AND POUTY Don't fuck around with his meticulously categorized and organized closet!! Every article of clothes has its place and a missing item is very distressing to him.]


DEAL!!! Just return it, you damn pestilence!! [HANDS OUT]

Bed time for me~!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Even with that attitude, I will give this back so you stop whining. And so you don't freeze. Don't say I never do something nice for you.

[Hesitates. HESITATES you called him something bad. But ultimately gives it back.]

There. Now in return for this niceness you have to tell somebody something nice about me. That is the deal and it's fair. It can be over 200 words if you like~

sweet dreams!

[dererste]

[SAYS NOTHING. SNATCHES IT]


Whatever!! [SHOVES IT ON and hurries off before you change your mind about being "Nice".]