aphanon_meme | part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[Why is HE shrieking?! That just makes her yelp in response until she gets a hold of herself.]

A-ah- I thought I had locked it, I was distracted.

[By you know all the DEATH and OCTOPI]

Excuse me, but I believe I will be here for a while, s-so you may stay.

[She'll still hide in her corner with her towel on, but hey. Freikörperkultur.]

[Because barging in on people is rude! And what if it was one of the killers in here waiting for him? He would die in a sauna of all places!]

I'm sorry! It's my fault, I should have knocked!

[Stops messing with the lock, but doesn't turn around just yet.]

Are you sure it's okay?

[And what if one of them cornered her in here while she was alone and vulnerable?! He should stay and ~~act as a human shield~~ protect her...!]

I-it is fine, as long as you are not going to do anything unseemly.

[She's trying to figure out who he is based on his looks, but if he's not facing her, she's left with his hair colour. He looks sort of like a northerner, in that case...]

Er...truthfully, I am not sure I feel quite safe by myself.

I-If you're really okay with it. And of course I won't!

[See? He'll even avert his eyes as he sits down! Because she's clearly not one of his, covering herself up like that. Must be from somewhere south.]

I don't think anyone feels safe right now.

[Unless they're one of the killers, but he won't say it.]

[She'd be fine if it weren't for strange men appearing! But he seems harmless. ...Which is a dangerous way to think under the circumstances, but no one ever accused her of being a font of common sense.]

W-well, of course not, after that ghastly announcement- executions, on a cruise?! Th-the whole thing is barbaric, they ought to return to port, surely!

[She's feeling particularly antsy about the captain's throwaway remark regarding his pets...]

My apologies, but I do not recognise you. Nordic?

[He... might have mistakenly contributed to that execution by voting for Russia. Oops, indeed.]

Yes, well... it could be worse?

[It could be the Battle Royale.]

I'm glad they're looking for whoever kill America and Greece, but I wish they'd leave the rest of us out of it.

[Because he's clearly not the smartest detective. Poor Russia.]

Oh! Um, yes, Finland! You?

[She seems like a country, but he doesn't recognise her at all.]

[It's just as well they didn't announce the method, because she'd have a nervous breakdown.]

Certainly anyone dangerous ought to be apprehended, but these methods...how on earth can we trust the crew?

[Maybe one day they'll learn not to accept invitations to any events around here.]

Oh, I see. I am Austria.

I don't know about the crew, they might just be really bad at their jobs.

[They let Sweden waltz right on board openly carrying a sword, after all.]

But there's definitely something wrong with that captain. Acting so cheerful about people dying and keeping an octopus in his pool... What a whack job.

[He's relaxing a bit now. So it was another country.]

Oh, Austria!

[That explains a lot.]

Did someone turn you into a girl? Haha, that happened to me once.

[Guess who's never actually met any of the girl!verse nations before.]

Quite an understatement- a-and as for that- I shudder to think- ! [And she does shudder, UGH.]

Yes, I- I beg your pardon?

[She's fairly used to the opposite world folks.]

Oh, my, no. I have always been this way. Turned into a woman...?

[But she's never had that happen.]

[Oh. Did he say something weird?]

Huh? Really?

[Surely Austria was a man the last time he saw him... But if Sweden can show up from 400 years ago, he won't question it further.]

Oh, and yes! Sweden too! And a lot of the others. We got better though.

[Meme magic. Or mischievous anons. Or mischievous anons with meme magic! Something like that.]

[Getting on a ship was a bad idea for her, put it that way.]

Of course. If you are unfamiliar with this sort of thing, I suppose it's something like another world...

[But it's a complicated topic, he's better off finding out for himself. Fans herself with her hand a little, it's getting a bit overheated in here.]

As for that, it sounds very inconvenient. Not unlike this ship...

Well, weirder things have happened, I guess.

[Leans back against the wall and relaxes, knowing he'll have to start watching his back again as soon as he leaves the sauna.]

And no disagreement there. It seems like we're always being dragged into weird stuff in this place. I wish turning into a girl was the worst of it.

[Wait, that was rude, wasn't it?]

Err, n-no offence!

[Inclines her head graciously.]

Quite understandable. ...For the record, I would absolutely appalled if I were to wake up feeling masculine one day.

[She leans back slightly too, the heady atmosphere starting to get to her. After a moment of silence she yawns, just catching herself and covering her mouth.]

Oh, excuse me. They woke us at a terribly early hour.

It's alright.

[He's feeling a bit tired himself, even though it's not that late in the evening yet. He never did get his coffee this morning.]

[Stands up to leave. He has a dumb Swede ~~to babysit~~ he should probably check up on.]

Um. Careful not to fall asleep in here. It's probably safer in your room.

[If it's safe anywhere on this ship.]

Excuse me. And sorry for barging in again.

I think I will be leaving myself. You are right about that...ah, take care.

[She'll get up too- awkwardly wrapping herself up as she does- and head out after him. She doesn't want to stay here by herself, now that she's really considering how dangerous it might be. She'll get dressed, bid him farewell and scurry off to find some company, perhaps.]

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Gotta run and start dinner. Thanks for playing with me. o/

np! you too