part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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Re: +1

[greece]

The one in which we are currently engaging. It appears odd...

[not that he minds too much, but his arms are getting tired]

Re: +1

[kingkongeriget]

...this?


[wiggles his arms]


Don't wanna pop m'sleeves off, 's all! Ya know, 'cuz it shrank, yeah?


[but he might have to if he wants to get his keys out of his pocket]


[lowers his arm veeeeeery slowly]


[creeeeeeack]

Re: +1

[greece]

[follows suit, slowly lowering his as well]

[but his eyes are watching your shirt carefully and in horror]

Don't... it can't take anymore...

Re: +1

[kingkongeriget]

[OH SHIT]


[stops]


Should I take it off?

Re: +1

[greece]

Can you reach the buttons...?

[carefully approaching like your shirt's a bomb ready to go off]

If not... I can try to assist...

Re: +1

[kingkongeriget]

[BUT IT IS]


[HELP HELP]


[tries to reach for the buttons]


I dunno! I got it on okay!!


[so why won't it come off?!?!]


[why would his shirt do this to him?!]

Re: +1

[greece]

[ready to duck just in case something goes awry]

Be careful... Removing it is far more difficult...

[or at least he thinks it's more difficult, he didn't see you put it on]

We could always attempt to iron it first. Perhaps if it's looser, it will be easier to remove...

Re: +1

[kingkongeriget]

But I'd get burned!


[tries to]


[uh]


[shimmy out of it]


How 'bout we use olive oil or summat?


[to slip out of it like a greased pig]

Re: +1

[greece]

[perks up, olive oil solves everything]

Do you have some in your kitchen...?

[starts patting your pockets for the house keys, pardon his hands]

Re: +1

[kingkongeriget]

[they're in the left pocket]


Yeah! Cabinet over the microwave!


Hey...if this don't go over well...


[gulp]


...tell Sverige I'm th'one that got surströmming smashed inta his rug. Ya promise?

Re: +1

[greece]

[grabs the keys and pauses, putting a comforting hand on your raised shoulder]

It's going to work. It has to.

[and goes to open the door]

Come.

[quickly heads to the kitchen and digs around for the olive oil]

Re: +1

[kingkongeriget]

[oh, Greece! You know just what a man needs to hear!]


[follows. turns sideways to get through the door.]


[points, arms still up]


There! That's th'cabinet!

Re: +1

[greece]

[dives for it, grabbing the bottle of oil and then turning to you]

...are you ready?

[unscrews the cap, serious game face on]

this is great

[kingkongeriget]

[grits his teeth]


[HE DOESN'T KNOW]


[MAYBE HE'LL NEVER BE READY]


-ready or not, 's a chance we gotta take!

So dramatic!

[greece]

[nods]

Here goes...

[and he starts pouring the oil down your chest, slowly, trying not to waste too much]

Re: So dramatic!

[kingkongeriget]

[wiggles to spread it around]


It workin'?

[greece]

[reaches down to the bottom hem of the shirt and slides it up a few inches]

...I believe so!

[pours on more, circling you to get every side]

How are you holding up...?

[kingkongeriget]

'm doin' okay!


[puts his arms above his head and starts inching the shirt up by the sleeves]


We're gonna win this one!

[greece]

Yes. We are.

[tries not to sound too hopeful cause he doesn't want to curse it]

[finishes pouring on your back and starts rubbing it all over your body to spread it]

[reaching around to make sure it's spread on your chest too]

[kingkongeriget]

[keeps inching it off]


[gettin' all greased up]


[chortles]


Heh! Y'know- yer Greece? An' yer greasin' me up!

[greece]

I suppose I am.

[chuckles, like he's never heard that one before]

Can you remove it now...?

[tries to slide it up with you]

[kingkongeriget]

[inching, inching...]




[aaaaaand it's off!]


Got it!


[oil splatters everywhere]


Thanks, yer a pal!

[greece]

[breathes a sign of relief like he's been holding his breath]

Anytime...

[holds out the drenched shirt]

...would we be able to iron this?

[he's not exactly an expert on laundry]

[kingkongeriget]

[oh]


[gooey shirt]


...prob'ly gotta wash it first. Can still iron yers, tho'!

[greece]

Ah, that's true.

[hands you your shirt back and takes his own off]

[eyes your slick chest]

...you might need a washing as well.