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aphanon_meme) wrote2013-11-13 09:39 pm
aphanon_meme) wrote2013-11-13 09:39 pm
part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet
on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!
Enjoy part 344!
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Re: RP HEADCOUNT
Why the hell are you yelling over here for then?! Go back to being dead with the rest of them and yell at them over there!!
Re: RP HEADCOUNT
I WOULD IF THEY WHERE HOME RIGHT NOW. BUT THEY ONLY GO HOME TO EAT, SLEEP AND THEN GO OUT LIKE IF MY HOUSE WAS THEIR DAMN HOTEL AND...
[Wait]
Have you been drinking your milk? You look ...
Small.
Re: RP HEADCOUNT
'THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH US?! Doesn't give you any right to come down here and yell at anyone!! The rest of us are innocent, so you'll shut the hell up and stop ruining our peace and quiet, Woman!! [waves his sword at ya casually, do as he tells you!]
Hah? Drinking Milk--[TWITCHES]
SMA-SMALL?!!! LIKE HELL I'M SMALL!! I'm the biggest I've ever been and it's pretty fuckin' big for a boy my age, you know!! STUPID!! Calling me small!! Damn heathen---I'M HALFWAY TO MANHOOD ALREADY!! [voICE CRACK]
Re: RP HEADCOUNT
[Looks him up and down]
Hmmmmm....
[Approaches him and carries him up like if he was a puppet]
Oh. You are at THAT age.
Re: RP HEADCOUNT
I'm telling you to shut up and stop disturbing everyone!!
[Hands on hip, puffs out his adolescent twiggy ass chest]
"Hmmmmm" what?! W-What's with that face?! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOING--KEH!! [LIFTED?!!!!!!!!!!!!! bURNS UP RED, THIS IS FUCKING EMBARASSING-- FLAILS ANGRILY. KICKS AT!!]
LET GO!!! LEDDGO!! DON'T LIFT THE HOLY ME UP SO EASILY!!! PUT ME DOWN!!! I'M NOT A FUCKING CHILD!! LET ME GO!!
sorry sorry had to go out
[Lifts up and down]
Now, what is the magic word?
[She's being a meanie]
's okey!
I'LL KILL YOU!!! [are those it?!! Sorry, he's a half starved, batshit little knight and he doesn't really care who he threatens because he's 13 and invincible.]
Re: 's okey!
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?
[SQUEEZES HIM]
Re: 's okey!
[HE CAN'T BREATHEEE]
THAT--T-That...I-I'll kill you---!! [Not stupid enough like his child!self to repeat that as boldly as before, but still stupid enough to be defiant about it. oOWWWW BEing squeezed sucks. SQUIRMS IN VAIN.]
You--T-This is bullying!! Let go!!
Re: 's okey!
[DROPS HIM]
Re: 's okey!
Owwwwwwwwwwww!!! [Rubs his head and sits up, you're a little scary]
A-Ah--I know who I'm talking to...You're Vater as a woman...And no... but it's just a damn figure of speech! I'd say it to Vater too!! [And get his butt beat bUT STILL HE'D SAY IT]
No need to get all pissed off over nothing!! Christ!! [gets to his feet a bit uncertainly, gosh you're tall. But reminds himself you are a woman, and a woman has no place talking that way to a MANLY NEARLY A MAN MAN like himself.]
Besides, you didn't raise the holy me at all!! A-And, I'm independent, the newly-established-as-a-state me can be rude to anyone I want to!!
Re: 's okey!
I. am. your mother.
[Darth Vader breathing][Huffs and crosses her arms]
And why do you, the independent, newly-established-as-a-state-you think they can speak to the Germanic Tribes like that? Unless...
[Takes out her sword]
You are looking for a fight.
Re: 's okey!
Vater. With. Breasts. [Snorts to himself and then paaaaaaaaaaaales fucking considerably when she takes out her sword, instinctively whipping out his own, but FUCKING DEER IN HEADLIGHTS. All confused and uncertain and gripping his sword like he's never held one before in his bewilderment]
[a moment of silent dumb staring at you]
A-A fight?!! [whaT WHAT]
I am?! AM I?!! W-With who--YOU?!! Y-Y-YO-YOU?!! You--But-B-But--I'm not supposed to--Y-You're--YOU'RE MY--!! [HIS MOM. HE DOESN'T THINK KNIGHTS ARE SUPPOSED TO RAISE BLADES TO THEIR PARENTS AHHHH]
Y-YOU!! Don't be fuckin' hasty!! CRAZY!!! You're absolutely nuts, aren't you?! DAMN IT!! I'll get in fucking trouble!! You'll get me a whippin'--I'M NOT looking for a damn fight--I'M NOT BEING COWARDLY THOUGH!! I'LL FIGHT YOU IF I HAVE TO!! But I'm not looking for one!! I didn't say that to fight with you!! [SCARED. His voice is breaking like he's gonna cry, but he's holding onto his sword. IF YOU SWING, THEN HE'LL FIGHT BUT OH GOD HE'S SCARED.]
Re: 's okey!
Fine then.
[Puts her sword away. Instead pokes his forehead with her finger]
I win.
Re: 's okey!
oh okay you aren't gonna kill him.
At the forehead poke he realizes you were faking him out aND HE GOES RED. Upset! And a little ashamed of his own reaction...Slaps your hand away]
NO, YOU DON'T!! You don't win anything, you damn old lady--There's nothing to win!! Tsk!! Stupid!! I'm leaving! [STOMPS OFF without bothering to put away his sword, just gonna drag it behind him and MAKE LINES IN the meme ground so you know you make him angry. TAKE THAT!!]