part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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Re: /zooms by

[marszmarsz]

...

[Be happy he didn't just look for himself.]

[Never mind that he actually did on other occasions.]

Re: /zooms by

[lietuvaaaah]

[He is happy about that. Because punching you in the face probably wouldn't have been a good way to start things.]

[Don't remind him.]

Re: /zooms by

[marszmarsz]

[Or it'd have made them even but lets not go there.]

[He just has to make sure it's still there once in a while.]

Re: /zooms by

[lietuvaaaah]

[Where would it even go?!]

Re: /zooms by

[marszmarsz]

[What if someone stole it wouldn't it be reaaaally weird?]

Re: /zooms by

[lietuvaaaah]

[NO ONE IS GOING TO STEAL HIS DICK]

[...And if they did don't you think he'd notice?]

Re: /zooms by

[marszmarsz]

[He would have thought the same!!! But that was before the meme. The little wiggly eyes dudes are not to be trusted.]

[What if you were super tired from work and you went to take a nap and it'd happen while you're asleep and then you wouldn't know because you wouldn't be awake?]

[Well he would be there to save you. Probably he'd realize fast enough that it's gone, and he would start looking for it.]

[Not like it'd be hard to miss.]

1/?

[lietuvaaaah]

2/?

[lietuvaaaah]

[He supposes that is a valid concern! It's so nice of you to--]

3/3

[lietuvaaaah]

[What.]

Re: 3/3

[marszmarsz]

[But you know, maybe he should get a closer look right now to make sure he remembers what it looks like.]

[Like, what would be more awkward than someone/something running of with your penis than if he brought back the wrong one?]

Re: 3/3

[lietuvaaaah]

[You know what, no. He's taking away your penis privileges for the week.]

[Not in public!!]

Re: 3/3

[marszmarsz]

[No way! You totally can't do that!!!]

[Then just follow him to one of the many rooms in here, even a closet would do! Come ooooon!]

Re: 3/3

[lietuvaaaah]

[Of course he can! Don't throw a tantrum, he's weak to those.]







[...Fine. At least make it an actual room.]

Re: 3/3

[marszmarsz]

[You can't you can't you can't!!!]

[So he'll grab your arm and take you to the first room he'll find to show you just how much you can't!]

Re: 3/3

[lietuvaaaah]

[Fine, fine, he's going! Calm down.]

Re: 3/3

[marszmarsz]

[And all the tears are gone. Only smiles now.]