part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[vuri]

You'd be "totally helpless," eh?

There might be "an embarrassing picture," ehhh?

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Also, oh, Himaruya, you and your beefcake apology waiters! And tiny HK with England! (And is England supposed to be the manager or something? Netherlands sent the bill to him.) Shit shit shit I want some sort of host club/strip club/escort service human AU where they've deliberately hired one guy from every nationality (that they can get) because their gimmick is this "around the world" theme… ヽ(；▽；)ノ

[wiccat]

That sounds like a fantastic AU and I would go to that host club/strip club/escort service.

[vuri]

I'D COME WITH YOU LET'S LOSE ALL OUR MONEY TOGETHER

And you can't just stick to waiter outfits all the time - I'll bet they have stripteases in folk costumes and uniforms of the past too ahhhhhhhh

[wiccat]

The waiter outfits are just those ones that serve you or give you lapdances and stuff. The costumes are reserved for the stage! They do sexy uniforms and re-enact events where everything ends with naked and fucking.

[vuri]

Yes it's all XXX "historical reenactments" with even worse acting than usual but who cares

In all seriousness I really would go to a male strip club if the dudes wore historical military uniforms (1800s and earlier, preferably, and with the weaponry too…) and took them off, slowly, slowly… very slowly in fact because most of those uniforms had a crapload of buttons…

…or perhaps quickly, with an enemy soldier tearing them off with a bayonet or something aslkjflgjhjlkgjh

[wiccat]

Oh hell yes. I think the terrible acting would just be the icing on the cake.

Why does this strip club not exist? They need to have a special re-enactment night for the THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER show...

[vuri]

By the way there's this host club AU with Greece, Spain, France and Turkey that might be of interest to you: http://frostberryjam.livejournal.com/35673.html#cutid1

I know, it should! Waiters, firefighters and so on are great, but this would be awesome

…speaking of down under, what if Australia insists on bringing some of his wildlife along? He's just... he's unfortunately actually very enthusiastic about "showcasing the wonders of Australia" and everyone's like dude, no that is dumb and our insurance won't cover it - buuuuut they also don't want spiders in their boxers so they let him do his thing, which is basically some terrifying bastardized Crocodile Hunter-esque nature segment only with more naked manmeat.

[wiccat]

Aaahhh!! Thank you!

...hell, I'll still enjoy Australia's segment. Especially if England gets chased across the stage by a platypus. Vuri, your perverted mind always brings me joy.

[vuri]

HER WRITING IS REALLY GOOOOOOD and she wrote a bunch of Turkey/Greece stuff too (she's actually the first author to get me interested in that pairing)

Pfff, I'll bet England ends up trapped on a table cursing like a - well, cursing like a cornered England, which I'm sure generates a level of profanity beyond compare - and threatening to fire Australia (this is bullshit, as it'd be really hard to find another aussie ex-pat to replace him, and probably impossible to find one with a body like that).

And meanwhile Australia's like "That's not fair, going on the table is cheating. Get down and fight Fluffy man-to-man!"

[wiccat]

Yeah yeah! I read some of her stuff in the past, she's amazing! Though I think she had locked some of her fics.

Byuuuuu, come on England, surely you can take on a platypus!

[vuri]

She'd locked all her fanfiction at one point, but unlocked it all again a few months ago I think.

I dunno man, my bet's on the platypus.

[wiccat]

...my bet is too. Sorry, England.

[vuri]

Yep, sorry old man.

(I'm sure afterward the platypus goes out for victory drinks with Australia and the dropbear.)

[wiccat]

Man, I just went through and read all of frostberryjam's Greece fics that were readable. What a good way to waste the morning :D

[vuri]

You say that as though mornings were ever intended for something other than porn ≖‿≖

[wiccat]

Only every 3rd morning.

[vuri]

Right, I'd forgotten. Those third mornings are such a drag, man… :'|

[(Anonymous)]

So's mine, especially if it's a male platypus. Those things are venomous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venomous_mammals

/late, sorry! didnt see this

[vuri]

S-seriously? Even the platypus is venomous?? …my god, so it's true literally every single thing in Australia is out to kill you

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…it pleases me to imagine England exploring Australia and dying like 1928339857 times along the way (don't worry, he gets better… still hurts like a bitch though, not to mention the sting to his pride)

[(Anonymous)]

One of those places where they pull guests up to have sex on stage

[vuri]

Fuck yeah! ლ(≧ヮ≦ლ)

The stage is painted with a globe. Draw a circle, there's the world, now fuck on it.

[(Anonymous)]

Straps the men to chairs when they get erections poking up through those aprons and let a few lucky people do whatever they want to them

[vuri]

Exactly. At this establishment, you mustn't leave tips at the table. No, you've got to "thank" your waiter more… personally… |≖◡≖)~

I can show you the world (for a small fee)
Shining, shimmering, splendid… ♫