part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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Comments

Re: Club de Himaruya

[fraustria]

Ah? That is a bold claim to make without providing a sample.

[you must be a baker]

Re: Club de Himaruya

[(Anonymous)]

A sample?

Ah... sure~! But we can't do that out here in front of everyone.

Re: Club de Himaruya

[fraustria]

Well, of course not. We would require a suitable room and the correct tools.

[maybe they'll let you use the kitchen!]

Re: Club de Himaruya

[(Anonymous)]

Tools! You just jump right in, don't you? Wouldn't that cost extra?

Re: Club de Himaruya

[fraustria]

There may certainly be some sort of rental fee. I expect you will need to wear something appropriate, also.

Re: Club de Himaruya

[(Anonymous)]

Of course, of course, for the room! Ah, wouldn't it be more appropriate to be...well... I mean... wear nothing at all?

[nothing at all]

[nothing at all]

Re: Club de Himaruya

[fraustria]

[...

...

...]

But you may burn yourself without protective clothing.

Re: Club de Himaruya

[(Anonymous)]

Burn myself...?

Oh, um. I don't do the whole. Burning... cigarettes... I mean I tend to avoid anything serious like that...

Re: Club de Himaruya

[fraustria]

You needn't worry about that, I am informed that this is a non-smoking club. Is your pie chilled, then?

Re: Club de Himaruya

[(Anonymous)]

[chilled... wat]

I...



I think I'm a little confused.

Re: Club de Himaruya

[fraustria]

I prefer them warm, personally...hm?

[what is wrong with this person]

That aside, perhaps you would like a drink.

[helpfully pours one from a pitcher]

Re: Club de Himaruya

[(Anonymous)]

[takes the drink, still confused]

We are talking about... you know.... right?

Re: Club de Himaruya

[fraustria]

...Dessert?

Re: Club de Himaruya

[(Anonymous)]

Wh--

No, I've been talking about - I mean I thought we were both talking about -

You know


Sex!

1/2

[fraustria]

But did you not begin the conversation by-

oh my god this didn't go through

[fraustria]

Why would you want to talk about that?!

dreamwidth!! /shakes hairbrush!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Well-uh--because you're working... I mean I figured you guys... and I saw you... and you're really attractive....

how dare it

[fraustria]

As a waitress! Wh-what sort of establishment do you think this is?!

[...don't answer that, look at this dim lighting and neon signs]

Attractive? ...R-regardless, that was not in the description.

maybe it doesn't like carrots

[(Anonymous)]

W-Well, I saw that other people are getting, errrr... services!

[embarrassed at this point]

I didn't mean to offend you at all! It's just, I saw you, looking sexy, I thought you were offering to ea--spend some time with me, y'know, but ahh, I understand if that's not, what you do...

discrimination!!!

[fraustria]

[awkward turtles with]

I apologise for the misunderstanding. [cough] If you wish, I can certainly spend time with you, in a more appropriate manner.

[you might have some luck eventually...if you avoid metaphors]