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aphanon_meme) wrote2013-11-13 09:39 pm
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part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet
on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!
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badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 01:28 am (UTC)(link)I should have been more clear, hm? Watching you pleasure yourself would be more enjoyable than watching you stand here, I think~
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[he doesn't really masturbate too much, because he really doesn't have to with his extensive list of bed partners, but why not]
[but first let him gather up the bills in his apron, he wouldn't want to lose any of those]
Is right here fine with you...?
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 01:54 am (UTC)(link)/She'll add more when they're done./
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[or at least that's what the OP said]
Would that be slightly more glamorous...?
[though he's not really sure he'd call masturbation glamorous in any sense]
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 02:02 am (UTC)(link)Come, I'll help you warm up~
/She reaches for his arm to wrap hers around it and lead him to the stage./
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"Warm up"...?
[he hadn't realized he need to warm up before masturbating, but okay]
What would I need to do...?
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 02:24 am (UTC)(link)I'll take care of you~
/Nothing, nothing at all. She leads him up onto the "stage" and looks around curiously./
This is all right?
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It's fine... Go ahead.
[warm his body!]
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 02:45 am (UTC)(link)Unless you'd like to stand~
/She'll be on her knees either way. She brushes her hand over his apron, then slips it under./
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The customer is always right...
[he's already reacting to the touches as he takes his seat and parts his legs, the slight bulge apparent underneath]
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 02:54 am (UTC)(link)/She can feel it, too, and sinks to her knees between his legs as she begins lightly rubbing his sack underneath the apron, avoiding his cock for now./
So, were you actually interested in the long story, or was it simply an excuse?
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I'm genuinely interested... Please, go ahead...
[as he relaxes against the back of the chair to enjoy the sensations]
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 03:07 am (UTC)(link)/She slowly fondles him as she pushes the apron back against his belly to expose him./
There was a competition for... the best nation, I believe. My memory is a bit fuzzy, but I was a judge.
/She doesn't remember who won. Her other hand idly rubs the inside of his thigh./
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[holds the apron up out of the way, it seems a bit pointless to even keep it on right now, but taking it off would require moving and effort]
A child...? Hn. I don't believe I was around for this contest...
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 03:16 am (UTC)(link)/She glances up and smiles and lightly brushes his cock with her fingertips./
Anyway, a very handsome man was a contestant, and, well, it was simply too much, I had to ask him out. Or, rather, flirt.
/That's what she calls it./
He was very receptive.
/She thumbs the head then lightly grasps his cock and begins stroking in a slow motion./
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[and the harder his dick becomes, the lower his attention span drops]
Is that so... He is a lucky man... to have caught your attention...
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)/She rewards him with a flick of her wrist and speeds up her hand./
To put it shortly, we enjoyed a very passionate, yet slightly awkward in retrospect, night together.
/She kisses his thigh, then places another one a little closer to the action./
You see, it seems that the handsome man was not what he appeared to be.
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I see... And this caused you doubt regarding my existence? What was his secret...?
[this is almost sounding like one of his mother's tales]
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 03:41 am (UTC)(link)/She kisses a bit closer, then breathes on the length of his cock as she strokes faster./
A bit of magic, a wand, from England, he said.
/She's speaking just an inch or so away from his cock./
I didn't believe him at first, but when I saw it with my own eyes, well...
/She pulls away from his cock entirely and sits back on her heels, resting her hands on his knees./
Mm, perhaps I'll tell you the rest while you finish yourself off~?
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[starts to moan softly, but it was cut off the moment he heard a magic wand from England]
...
[he needn't hear the rest of the story, he's very familiar with it]
He... he was me... wasn't he?
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 03:52 am (UTC)(link)Aaaah, so it seems you've heard this story before! My apologies, sometimes it's difficult to remember who around here knows what.
/She makes no move to help him out with his problem./
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But he... me... is a child...
[does that mean...?]
[well, this is taking the sexy out of the situation and his hard-on pretty fast]
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 03:58 am (UTC)(link)Yes. It was quite... ah, well, it's old news.
/... She feels bad. And looks away, bringing her hands back to herself./
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Are you... alright...?
[he's not sure if he should give a comforting hug or recommend a therapist]
badtouch!anon
(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 04:05 am (UTC)(link)/Neither. Neither is best. She glances at him again then rolls her eyes, mainly at herself and stands to smooth out her skirt./
Yes, well... ah I apologize, I seem to have put you in a precarious situation.
/She doesn't want to apologize, but she feels it's necessary. It's a shame he's so hot, but she no longer wants to play this game./
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badtouch!anon
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