aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2013-11-13 09:39 pm

part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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badtouch!anon

(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
The... what?

/Blinks at him./

Well that sounds lovely with your family! /pause/
/family?/


Who is your family?
kingkongeriget: (that was pretty fucking trippy)

Re: badtouch!anon

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-24 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Movin' here from th'old place! Blue place t'pink?


[he means the site move, but he's. not really good with technology.]


[kind of like trying to teach your grandpa to use a smartphone]


[SPEAKING OF PHONES]


[HE HAS PICTURES OF HIS FAMILY, LET HIM SHOW YOU]


Well, ain't nothin' formal, but we all been hangin' 'round t'gether so long 's the same, yeah? Sverige, Nor, Fin, Is- an' then there's Greenlan' an' Faeroes! An' Sealan' an' Ă…lan' an-


[FLICKS THROUGH THE PICTURES AND ON AND ON AND ON]

badtouch!anon

(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh right I suppose that happened as well.

/SUDDENLY ASSAULTED BY FAMILY PICTURES/

/Oh God she did not ask for this. H-haha ha she smiles? and watches and nods along and tries to be interested./

kingkongeriget: (smart motherfucker!)

Re: badtouch!anon

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-24 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[BLAH BLAH BLAH AND JUNK NOBODY CARES ABOUT AND HE TALKS HIMSELF OUT BECAUSE HE IS THE WORST STRIPPER WAITER EVER]


-an' that's them! Real cute, ain't they!

badtouch!anon

(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
/Is her drink gone yet? It seems like it is. She wearily looks down at the glass./

Yes, they're adorable.

/She thinks. They all vaguely looked the same just various heights and now her head hurts./

Ah- you must have other patrons to attend to, I don't want to take too much of your time!
kingkongeriget: (we should have fucking shotguns.)

Re: badtouch!anon

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-24 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[has no idea he's just flubbed his service]


Ya sure? Ain't any trouble fer an' old friend, y'know!

badtouch!anon

(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
/She laughs and smiles at him, then cuts to the chase./

Tell you what, if by the end of the night you've still got anything left in you, I'd be happy to give you some attention alone to help you relax. A blow job, my hand, or other, your choice.

/She winks and places her bills on the table, along with her number, and leans over to peck his cheek./
kingkongeriget: (you don't wanna fuck my shit up?)

sorry for the slow!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-24 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[wait, what]


[blushes]


Ma'am!

badtouch!anon

(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
/Rests her chin on her hand./

What~? I think you're cute. Is that not allowed?
kingkongeriget: (let's get into character)

Re: badtouch!anon

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[he's flattered and he can't handle it smoothly]


I ain't that kinda entertainer!




...but! Sure wouldn't mind stoppin' in t'spend s'more time with an' old friend once I'm finished up here!

badtouch!anon

(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
/She laughs./

I didn't say you were~

/And smiles./

More family photos, a drink, or my suggestion~?
kingkongeriget: (now little man I give the watch to you)

Re: badtouch!anon

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-24 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Anythin' ya like!

badtouch!anon

(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps all three.

/She winks./

Though not at the same time.

/He's cute when he smiles like that. But, alas, if she wants that later to come perhaps it means she should let him continue on. She gestures with her hand./

Now shoo, the faster you get done the sooner we can catch up, hm? I'll be right here~
kingkongeriget: (what does marsellus wallace look like?)

Re: badtouch!anon

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-11-24 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes'm!


[stands and bows! and then he's back to work!]

badtouch!anon

(Anonymous) 2013-11-24 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
/True to her word, when he's done for the night she'll be waiting - a little tipsier than she is now, and perhaps mussed up from dealing with a certain other nation - but happy to see him, nonetheless./