aphanon_meme | part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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What if you couldn't?

Do it again 'till I found the right spell. ... Wouldn't take long, mind; I know my way around those transformations.

What if it was someone else's power preventing it is what I'm asking.

[Well. That's... different.]

Find whoever's doing it 'n make 'em fix it.

You wouldn't enjoy it at all?

Enjoy Denmark gettin' himself in messes? Can't say I would.

Oh. So you consider that a mess, huh?

He'd have some splainin' to do if'n his government found out. And even without that, it's still summat he'd come whinin' to me to fix.

I see. Well then. Poor Denmark.

Poor Norway for havin' to put up with him, y'mean.

An' what if he done it on purpose, huh?

Then I'd have to have a Word with 'im.

[Hold on - who the hell is this.]

... Don't think we've met.

[...oh, this is way too rich to pass up]

[holds out her hand to shake and gives the first name to come to mind]

Birgitte! Birgitte Nyborg Christensen! Pleasure!

Edited 2013-11-25 03:29 (UTC)

[Takes her hand, and takes note of the name]

... Kongeriket Norge. Happy to greet you.

[She does look familiar, though, somehow]

Been around this place long? Feel like I've seen you before.

[And even if he hasn't - he'll want to see more of her.]

[well, if he tries to follow up with Google or Facebook on her, he'll be in for a surprise]

Mighta! 'm...do a lotta travelin'! Fer work, mean. Jus' found m'self here now fer th'first time! First time fer everythin'! Kingdom'a Norway, tho'-- ain't that somethin'! Don't get t'meet one'a you folks every day!

[If that does occur to him, he'll certainly be wondering a few things.]

First time for everythin', as y'said.

[Um.]

[Damn it, she's attractive.]

Just Norway's fine, 'course.

[Fuck.]

[Hold on. Uh....]

Why were you poppin' in askin' about my brother, anyway.

[Shit, that isn't what he'd wanted to say.]

[if, indeed! good thing this is Norway she's dealing with.]

...'s...where'm from?

[please let him buy it]

Heard the ol' fella's name an' jus' popped in t'see what were goin' down! Travelin' habit, y'know? Lookin' fer like folks abroad?

[...maybe that sounds kind of believable?]

I see.

[Of course he believes it.]

He ain't here, so never mind him. But maybe we - mean, you 'n myself-

[Um. Fuck. What-]

I know where there's coffee.

[Good enough.]

[meanwhile, inside Denmark's mind:]

[wow, this is a whole other side of Norway he's never seen!]

[got him wondering if he's always like this around the ladies]

Edited 2013-11-25 04:03 (UTC)

...a'right! That yer way'a askin' fer m'number, then? Or d'ya always go givin' out directions?

[gives him a wink so he knows she's kidding around]

[don't want to melt his brain too bad with all that twitterpation]

Edited 2013-11-25 04:09 (UTC)

[She's doing a pretty good job of melting his brain already.]

Neither. Just thought you might be keen on it.

... But seein' as I was right, I might be askin' after your number later.

[Smiles, just a little, to show that he's kidding around.]

[Even if he's only halfway kidding.]

[It came out the way he intended instead of some tongue-tied mess. Good job, Norway]

[A+ bro, you did it!]

Reckon I'd be keen on that, too! A'right then, Mister Kingdom'a Norway! Where do I go gettin' that coffee?

This way.

[He knows where he'll take her. Somewhere a bit more quiet, but not so private that he'll start tripping over himself again. That'll do.]

An' no need to go bein' so formal about all this, y'know. Just Norway's fine.

[He knows she hadn't meant that seriously, but he wants to be firm on this.]

[follows]

[boy, does this whole conversation feel strange]

'm jus' playin' with ya! Ain't no need t'go bein' so stiff yerself!

[almost reaches out to ruffle his hair out of instinct, but stops herself]

[If she had done that, he wouldn't have minded. Not that she'd know that, of course.]

[He'd like to take her hand, but doesn't. That wouldn't be appropriate at all.]

[But damn it, she's cute.]

Now, that -- 'fraid there ain't much we can do about that. Was born without a sense've humour, y'know. Downright tragic.

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