aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

and of mind. Do do do do do do do do do do do.

How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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I'm pretty sure Latvia's single.

Maybe he should hook up with Ukraine. Seems to like her.

I'm not surrendering. Would you like to give up?

[He still has a huge pile of snowballs with her name on it, so when she peeks out he starts throwing again.]

I'd love to stream something but I'm in Taiwan now and the internet speed here can't be trusted...

Never!!! Like hell!

[She tucks back down again with a squeak, one snowball hitting some exposed skin and making her shiver. He'll never take her alive!]

Skrt, skrt!
SKRRRRRRT Germany!!!!
Skrt, skrt!
SKRRRT German thighs!
Skrt, skirt!
Baby!
Somebody tame this animal I have become!
This animal (x3)
I'm crying (x4)

[Now she's just being dramatic. ~~As if he's any better.~~ It's just a snowball fight!]

[He waits for her to pop up again, trying to warm his hands a little in the meantime. How did he get roped into this without gloves?!]

{What? But they were having so fun and he was on a roll...!}

Oh okay, do you want to shake on it?

[All snowball fights are wars, don't you know?]

[Clearly he's just gullible, she's in all the appropriate gear! And she's not stupid enough to just peek out for nothing after her ceasefire was rejected, she lobs a few snowballs over her head before she peeks out!]

Surrender?! America never surrenders!

[Except to herself but that's a different story!! But no snowballs are coming from her. She's sitting and waiting with baited breath as she gathers her supplies...]

I dunno! I'm pretty buried down here, it'd be hard to hit me!

Ah, technically, Germany's still trying out a relationship with Italy "off-Meme" since

failiciano isn't around.

But I think I'm going to reset his relationship status to single.

Though either way, his relationship status usually doesn't get broached in the threads I've RPed, which is quite convenient. :)a

But that's what you do when you can't do anything else!

[She's obviously up to something. So obviously it's kind of funny in a cute way. He just has no idea what she's up to.]

That's true, which is why I'm not trying.

[How does that make him gullible? He was just walking along when he got hit with a snowball!]

[Those snowballs are expected and he dodges them before throwing a few back her way.]

Boy Liech and Romania are both completely single. And the younger ones, of course.

[Oh come ooooonnn attack her already!]

[Whips out phone and waves it in the air over the wall so he can see.]

Hey, would you look at that! I've got some nice pics that Grybauskaitė might like!

[And as if to prove it she opens it up to her wallpaper which surprise surprise is a nice pic of Lithuania in that dress that she got from Poland. Too bad he probably can't see that far.]

HAH! Gotcha!

[ALMOST throws another but oh no he's down and she won't hit someone who's down! Well maybe it depends on the person.]

Do you give up?!

[Well, he has no idea what's on that phone. But considering that taunting and the way she's waving it around, it's probably bad.]

[So he does what any logical person would do in his situation: he aims a snowball right at the phone in her hand.]

Poland wants to watch him and Prussia fight with their dicks!

http://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/90789.html?thread=894772389#cmt894772389

[YANKS IT DOWN JUST IN TIME as the snowball goes whizzing by. She giggles into her sleeve and baaarely peeks up over the wall.]

Wow you must really not like that picture! Hold on, I'll grab another!

[So she ducks down and does, waiting to see if he sends another snowball flying her way before slooowly putting her phone up... why is she sacrificing her phone for this?! Who knows.]

There are others?!

[WHAT DOES SHE HAVE ON HER PHONE has she been sneaking pictures of him at embarrassing moments or something?]

[He still can't see whatever it is, and he's pretty sure she doesn't have his boss' phone number... Not worth the risk. The phone gets another snowball aimed at it. And then another three for good measure.]

[Has he read the news lately? She has everything if she wants it. The more snowballs he throws the more she grins and she reaches out to grab one that falls close, lobbing it over the wall haphazardly back at him.]

Oh! I bet Prussia'd love this for her blog!

[She actually may be bluffing on the number of pictures she has but she definitely has his boss' number.]

{Dramatically, raises his arm up to wave an invisible white flag.}

I-I'm no match for the American artillery...!

If/when i start RPing again it'll probably be Italy ;w;

But feel free to reset his relationship status and/or pursue a new one! I'd probably reset Italy's relations anyway, myself, because I remember so few of them. C: he'll remember the meme and how it works, probably, to spare everyone the newbie process--though, playing him completely fresh could be fun.

[Of course he reads the news! He's just never had that turned on him, and it's surprisingly irritating. No wonder he hears so many complaints about America.]

[That throw is a little wild and doesn't land anywhere near him. He looks at it and then frowns, his voice unamused.]

America...

WOOHOO! I won, I won!

[IGNORING PRUSSIA'S PRESENCE and tosses the snowball meant for him up in the air and cheers, hooray!]

Since you surrendered so nicely, you wanna join our side? You can throw snowballs at other people with us!

My dad and I were laughing at how small the size small bowl of potato chowder from white castle is.

Besides that, my dad keeps mishearing lyrics to my iPod's songs('kiss my ass and lay me to sleep' instead of 'kiss my eyes'; 'my crazy Asian' instead of 'my crazy Angel')
And before that, probably when Gavin described 'green and orange' as being the colors of 'a bad sneeze' and the conversation that followed.

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