aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

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How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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You could just surrender!

[Much preferred because frankly she's stronger than he is and forgets it sometimes and that always ends badly.]

...You know that's not true.

[Not falling for it that easily. If she was Prussia it would work better, but it's harder to get him annoyed at Americas.]

Surrender?! America never surrenders!

[Except to herself but that's a different story!! But no snowballs are coming from her. She's sitting and waiting with baited breath as she gathers her supplies...]

I dunno! I'm pretty buried down here, it'd be hard to hit me!

But that's what you do when you can't do anything else!

[She's obviously up to something. So obviously it's kind of funny in a cute way. He just has no idea what she's up to.]

That's true, which is why I'm not trying.

[Oh come ooooonnn attack her already!]

[Whips out phone and waves it in the air over the wall so he can see.]

Hey, would you look at that! I've got some nice pics that Grybauskaitė might like!

[And as if to prove it she opens it up to her wallpaper which surprise surprise is a nice pic of Lithuania in that dress that she got from Poland. Too bad he probably can't see that far.]

[Well, he has no idea what's on that phone. But considering that taunting and the way she's waving it around, it's probably bad.]

[So he does what any logical person would do in his situation: he aims a snowball right at the phone in her hand.]

[YANKS IT DOWN JUST IN TIME as the snowball goes whizzing by. She giggles into her sleeve and baaarely peeks up over the wall.]

Wow you must really not like that picture! Hold on, I'll grab another!

[So she ducks down and does, waiting to see if he sends another snowball flying her way before slooowly putting her phone up... why is she sacrificing her phone for this?! Who knows.]

There are others?!

[WHAT DOES SHE HAVE ON HER PHONE has she been sneaking pictures of him at embarrassing moments or something?]

[He still can't see whatever it is, and he's pretty sure she doesn't have his boss' phone number... Not worth the risk. The phone gets another snowball aimed at it. And then another three for good measure.]

[Has he read the news lately? She has everything if she wants it. The more snowballs he throws the more she grins and she reaches out to grab one that falls close, lobbing it over the wall haphazardly back at him.]

Oh! I bet Prussia'd love this for her blog!

[She actually may be bluffing on the number of pictures she has but she definitely has his boss' number.]

[Of course he reads the news! He's just never had that turned on him, and it's surprisingly irritating. No wonder he hears so many complaints about America.]

[That throw is a little wild and doesn't land anywhere near him. He looks at it and then frowns, his voice unamused.]

America...

[That tone of voice doesn't sound fun at all and despite being called oblivious she frowns before putting on a smile to peek back over the wall.]

It's getting real hard to taunt you if you take it personally! How else am I gonna get you to waste all your ammo on me?! Come on, it's a war!

[If she kept that up much longer he might have said something rude, so it's probably better that she stopped.]

And how were you expecting me to react?

[He still doesn't sound happy, but he's trying not to get truly mad at her. She's just playing around, right?]

Not to get all pissy!

[And as she says it she stands up, holing a snow boulder about twice the size of her head in her hands.]

It's no fun bowling you over with it though if you're not having fun too.

[Well, not much fun. She contemplates it and eyes him up.]

You can't just go digging around in people's private business and then wave it in their faces and expect them to be happy about it!

[Oh yes, he's read the news.]

[When she pulls that snowball out he pales, eying it for a moment before putting his hands up in the air.]

What happened to that sledding idea?

[whiiiine]

I didn't, I swear! It's just normal photos!

[Except the wallpaper, it's not normal.]

[She looks up at the giant snowball, then down at him, then up at the snowball, then over at Prussia, then down at him.]

Ft. Snow is better than sledding- Are you giving up?!

If they were normal why would my boss care?!

[He thought as much.]

Yes, I'm giving up! I don't want that any closer to me than it is now.

[If she threw it hard enough it could really do some damage, and he'd rather not.]

[Because that wasn't the point and he should know that?! She wasn't going to throw it, more like let gravity do its thing!]

Then get out of the way!

[AND LETS IT FLY okay no just sort of rolls it with momentum right at his snow wall! Scorched earth policy, no survivors.]

[What. Why. Why did she do that. He steps out of the way and tries not to roll his eyes, moving away from the wall as the growing snow boulder rolls through it.]

Happy now?

[He'd really like to...not do this anymore. Apparently America doesn't play fair and he's cold and still feeling a little ruffled.]

Yep!

[It's also VERY tempting to throw another snowball at him right now but if she does then she'd probably be waaay on his bad side. He's reminding her of why she misses a certain- er, certain people. Yes, people.]

[The boulder keeps going, through his wall and picks up more momentum. And more, and more, until it goes careening off the side somewhere else and a soft "crash" is heard from somewhere on the meme.]

[...]

[whistles innocently]

[She's not on his bad side, he just hates feeling cornered.]

[That crash makes him cringe a little but he doesn't do anything else, waiting for her to make a move instead. He's not sure whether he's allowed into the fort or not, so he's not going to try it.]

Do you still want to do something?

[He sounds kind of tired but decidedly not mad. She's too cute to be mad at.]

[Prussia might have something to say about it. She doesn't mind though!]

Hot cocoa!

[Jumps over the edge of the fort.]

And sledding!

[He generally doesn't care what Prussias have to say, so that's fine. At least since she jumps down he doesn't have to deal with a screaming Prussia, because that would get old fast.]

In that order?

Maybe more hot cocoa after!

[Reaches out to grab him. Look, no snow! Not from her anyway.]

Let's go find some and a good hill!

Sounds good.

[Somehow that sounds like "cuddling by the fire with cocoa after," even if she didn't mean it that way. That's enough to make him smile again.]

[Since there's no more threat of snow he lets her grab him and lead the way, following along with a last glance at the fort. Two people seriously made that?]

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