aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

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How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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[Outwitted by a slightly drunk Australia! Truly a dark day.]

[Tries not to laugh at the cupcake breaking in half, laughs anyway.]

Next time I'm gonna have to charge ya!

[That current cake he can keep though, he's nice like that.]

Only so long as you make a cute face when you're doing it!

[Prussia feels too old for that stuff sometimes, but she's still got a weakness for cute. Which all the young nations are to her anyway. Just be glad you're not America who gets the brunt of her "affections".]

Damn straight, only the best there is!

[But she will take some Australian beer while she's at it, yoink!]

So what food stuff do you recommend?

{How could he be so careless? Face red, he comes back several minutes later out of breath and carrying a finely wrapped box. It turns out he left it in one of the changing tents! What luck that no one decided to steal it as well.}

Here... here you are. I hope you find this all right.

{It's not really one present but a mix of things he thought the Australian would like.}

I have! Gained a whole extra year today!

[And he's taking that telling off as seriously as he normally does, which is to say not at all.]

Ya make it too easy sometimes mate, can't resist. Enjoy that sausage though!

[Is he teasing? Nobody will ever know.]

But it makes more sense.

[looks at it]

[loooooooooks at it]

If it don't taste the same, you hafta go to the US and buy some shrimp and come back and put it on the barbie!

[takes a nom]

I can arrange that!

[Now you can never complain about her being a brat seriously again, well done. Still, since she isn't America, she shouldn't need to break that out too often.]

[As long as Prussia doesn't say anything mean about her beer! She takes it personally not really but it's the best to her.

All of it! Steak's good but sausage might be to ya likin'. I got some salad but I think the only people touching it are the health freaks...

[It looks very neglected, like it normally does at her barbies.]

[Shakes his head at that, Americans are strange.]

It'll be better, trust me!

[Even if it's not, it's his birthday so he's not doing that! Watches you eat it to see what you make of it.]

Kesesesese!!

[Those kinds of complaints are never serious coming from her anyway. Usually.]

Who eats salad at a beach party!? Alright give me your best of each!!

[Demanding, holds out a random plate she's managed to find. Good food, good food!!]

[Clearly the the correct reaction when Luxembourgian wildlife attacks.]

Seems you like it. [Hands Mr.Cow to his new owner.]

O-of course it was nice-! Would be boring if everybody congratulated the same... I mean, happy birthday
Yes, but I also have a bottle of white wine with me, if you are interested?
Works great with many fish dishes, maybe even sharks. [smiles at his own joke]

[If he wasn't busy with Australia's sausage, he'd cross his arms across his chest]

Then act like it!

[He's not impressed with that reason, either. Turns away to find a place to sit down and enjoy his mouthful of Australian sausage without any perverted comments]

[One day he is going to teach Latvia to relax a little and he will enjoy it. He'll save that life lesson for another day though, since it's his birthday today.]

Nice job on wrapping it!

[He can never get the corners that neat when he wraps presents, so he admires that for a moment before he tears it open and has a look inside. They're unexpected but not in a bad way and they make him smile. It's had thought put into it, that's always nice.]

It's great, thank ya!

[Carefully puts the presents in with the other ones, being careful to make sure none of them get lost. He'll have some of that wine later.]

Fancy a burger?

Ya always get one person who complains if there's none. It ought to be illegal!

[If only she got to make the laws! Tuts at the demanding but piles on a couple of sausages, some steak, a couple of prawns and a burger on that plate. She's proud of her grilling! She has to fight off enough blokes who think they know better to be confident in that.]

Enjoy!

[Meanwhile she grabs a beer for herself because this is thirsty work.]

As in opinions you know are petty and unreasonable but you can't help having.

Skrrrt can I kiss the birthday cook?

[Of course, those cows can be very upset when you fail to greet them properly!]

Course, 's cute! Just have to watch out for one of the kiddos nicking it.

[Waves his hand at that explanation.]

Just teasin' ya, guessed it was. It would be, don't let me stop ya. And wine's always welcome, but don't think I could eat a whole shark. Or fit it on the grill...

[Unless...now he's starting to get ideas, that's always dangerous.]

{He would certainly thank you for that lesson. The poor boy's too high-strung for his age.}

Thank you, it's not that hard actually. {Scratches the back of his head with a laugh.}

{Twiddles his fingers when the brunet goes and unwraps his gift. Smiles even more when seeing Australia's reaction. He likes it! He actually likes it!}

Yes, please? {He is feeling quite famish now, and a burger or two wouldn't be too bad.}

But I am!

[Well, he's acting like his physical age anyway. Lets Germany go stew somewhere peaceful with his sausage for a bit, but if he's sulking too long he's going to get cake and beer shoved at him. No sulking allowed on his birthday! Especially not when eating his sausage.]

People typing using text speak when they're on a computer with a full and easily accessible keyboard annoy the crap out of me.

Make one of those vegan burgers or whatever!

[Even if it's your birthday she is your elder and more importantly she is your guest.]

Will do!! [omnomnom]

So did you rake in any cool shit this year?

I have to admit that I did something petty.

I hid spiders under all of your notebooks.

Long as there's no tongue!

[He's in a good mood, he'll let you do that today.]

when people hum or whistle

STOP

STOP WHISTLING

STOP HUMMING

[sits up on her hind legs]

Up, up!

[no tongue? booooooo]

Every time people crack their knuckles or any part of their body, I have a real urge to go and break the bone they just cracked so they don't make such a disgusting sound with it again.

People twisting their spines is the worst.

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