aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

and of mind. Do do do do do do do do do do do.

How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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WRONG!! You're third!

Like hell I am!! I'm P!! For Prussia!!

You're number three!

So answer up! If a new person introduces themselves on the Meme, what are you supposed to do?

Number P!!

And that's easy, kesesese!! I'm the master of greetings!! Listen carefully, little brother, if a newbie shows up, you haze them mercilessly!!!

[>if a newbie shows up, you haze them mercilessly]

[SHE TAKES BACK EVERY ATTEMPT SHE'S MADE TO GET MONIKA TO TALK TO YOU]

[WAVES HIS NEWFAG PADDLE AT YOU!!!!!1111]

[HE'S NOT GONNA HURT HER!!!]

[DON'T WAVE THAT AT HER!!! Y-YOU!!! 2.5 YEARS IS ENOUGH TO STOP BEING A NEWFAG!!!]

[HER PRECIOUS BABY SISTER IS SENSITIVE!! YOU BETTER NOT!]

[IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!]

[Folds his arms]

[Hmph!]

[The more you protest, the more he wants to!]

[!!!!

She's quiet as a little mouse!]

[GOOD!!!]

[Man, he feels strangely powerful right now]

[HE SHOULD START A FRATERNITY]

[BUT HE CAN BARELY HANDLE ONE BEER!!!]

[NO HE'S JUST NOT AN ALCOHOLIC LIKE SOME PEOPLE]

[FRATERNITIES ARE BREEDING PLACES FOR ALCOHOLICS, SHE'S SEEN JUST AS MANY AMERICAN MOVIES AS YOU HAVE

....NOT THAT SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC!!!!!]

[MMHMM, WHATEVER YOU SAY, ALCOHOL-KUN]

[LIGHTWEIGHT!]

[DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNKARD~]

[IF IT WASN'T TRUE, YOU WOULDN'T GET MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD]

[PULLS YOUR CHEEKS! VICTORY FOR HER!!]

[WHACKS WITH THE NEWFAG PADDLE!!!! MINUS VICTORY FOR HER!!]

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THAT'S NOT EVEN A NUMBER!

AND THAT'S NOT A PROPER GREETING! AT ALL!!!

NUMBER P!! NUMBER P!! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!! IT IS IF I DAMN SAY IT IS!! AS BIG BROTHER, IT'S WEST'S DUTY TO OBEDIENTLY LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY!!!

[He's just here to harass you today]

[He doesn't mind listening to you, unless he's supposed to be in a position of authority. Or if you give him bad advice. Or if you write a book in the time it takes Austria to have a conversation with a shopkeeper filled with terrible advice. Or if you're lying about your past experiences to make yourself seem cooler. Or if- And so on, and so on]

Take this more seriously already!!

[HE'S SENSING YOU CRITICIZING HIM IN YOUR MIND AND HE DOESN'T LIKE IT]

Don't wanna!! West didn't even say what it was for!! Freakin' rude!! Do you think this whole place is under your beck and call or something?! It's already late at most of our homes too for West to be shouting and carrying on about shit everyone already knows!! Tsch! You're hurting our family's popularity too!! Ah, Ah, I've raised a bothersome little brother! I'll have to apologize to everyone!!

[do you feel self conscious yet]

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[HARSH]

It's in the subject line! Ah, this is for the Meme's own sake!

[He's trying to get everybody back into shape and speed the Meme up!]

[DAMN STRAIGHT HE IS]

Vague!! 'Meme training' doesn't give us any clue what we're lining up for!! West's a loud yawn fest is all!! If you want to make the meme energetic, you should do a real damn meeting or something!! The problem isn't people forgetting how to use this place, but wanting or needing to!!

Do you understand now, West?!

It's exactly what it says!

[If he were to give it a more specific naming, he'd get complaints about the name being too long!]

Meme meetings aren't just for me to call! More importantly, Meme meetings are, in a word, too chaotic! Nothing gets done! [No thanks to Prussia himself, on several occasions. Not to mention how Spain and Greece walk out every time]

...You didn't even answer the question correctly!

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