part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

[aphanon_meme]

and of mind. Do do do do do do do do do do do.

How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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[(Anonymous)]

russia

are there people inside your pants?

[snow_n_sunflowers]

......................................................................................


[Pulls his waistband out and inspects. Inspects thoroughly.]

[(Anonymous)]

[waits patiently]

......

[snow_n_sunflowers]

I....I don't see anyone.

I see nobody! That surprised little yellow one must be mistaken.

[Unless he lost all feeling down there. But how? He barely ever uses it...]

[(Anonymous)]

They must have been! Of course, now I have to ask... are there often people in your pants?

[snow_n_sunflowers]

There are no people in my pants! You must take my word for this, okay? I would know if there were!

[Everybody in this thread needs a good, hard spanking in his opinion.]

[(Anonymous)]

Then why would you look at all?

[D: not anon!]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

There is no harm in checking! You should check your own pants too, to be safe.

[Yes anon. Anon first, in fact.]

[(Anonymous)]

No, cause I know there aren't people in my pants, because I wouldn't put people in my pants. [But Russia might. Really.] I don't even need to check! Nothing's in my pants 'cept my underwear!

[But! But! ;A;]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Russia might. Even so, he'd at least keep track of the people he shoved into his pants!]

How do you know unless you check? You could be missing something very big.

[No buts. If it comes to that, you're first.]

[(Anonymous)]

[well, that's awfully kind of him!]

Because I wouldn't put people in my pants but you would, that's how! It's like saying... saying... "anon, check if you have vodka!" I wouldn't, because I don't drink it, but you do!

[:(]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[It wouldn't do to have somebody suffocate in his pants, anon.]

What if the people crept in there while you weren't looking?

Do you have vodka? Because I don't have any with me but I'd like to share a bottle!

[Your point went way over his head in the face of vodka.]

[(Anonymous)]

[think of the litigation!]

They haven't--

... No! I just--I even just said! I wouldn't have any, because I don't drink it, but you do! Because it's something you'd do! Because you drink a lot!

[pulls the point back down]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[How much jail time would one get for that, I wonder?]

You could have it if you were getting it for a friend. Like me!

So you're saying you have nothing? That's upsetting! I suppose I had nothing for you in return so it might be for the best.

[The point is still going over his head. There's no landing that sucker.]

[(Anonymous)]

[A lot!]

But we're not friends! Acquaintances, maybe...

I have something, but it's not vodka! And since it's not vodka, you probably wouldn't want it.

[what if anon puts glue on Russia's head first]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Oh. Oh. Acquaintances.......now he's sulking.]

I guess I wouldn't want it. If it's not vodka and you aren't my friend.

[Sad eyes. SAD EYES. Say you're his friend!]

[The point is still missed.]

[(Anonymous)]

[:|!!]

Don't pout!

[pokes your side]

It's not cute!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[It's his face and he'll pout if he wants to!]

[Jumps at the poke and bats at you. Don't distract him from your rudeness!]

I'm not meaning to be cute. Also, telling someone so bluntly that you aren't their friend is less cute.

[(Anonymous)]

[pout if he wants to, pout if he wants to, pout if he wants tooo]

[bats back! bat bat]

You're the one who said we were friends first, and that was blunt, and lesser cute. You shouldn't assume someone's your friend unless you really know them!

[besides Russia hasn't even gotten enough candy yet, i mean come on]

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Everybody is Russia's friend.

[The answer really is that simple. It would be so much easier if everybody just realized that and stopped being difficult.]

[Bat BAT bat bat! Poke poke poke as well for revenge!]

And friends don't tell their friends that they aren't their friends.

[(Anonymous)]

[bat bat bat BAT!!] [and jump jump now, poking is yelp-y inducing!]

No poking back!

Everybody can't be your friend! What about the people that don't like you?

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Some are simply stubborn and don't try to be friendly back. And then sometimes they attack and I have to put them in their place. I know deep down that they're still my friends, though!

[He likes yelping! Poke poke poke~]

If you start something, you can't complain when someone else finishes it, little anonymous.

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't--

[yelp yelp!]

start anything! I just poked [jump!] once!

[batbatbat]

Someone's not your friend if you hafta "put them in their place!" That's just weird! You should be nice to people you want to be your friend, really nice!

[snow_n_sunflowers]

You poked first so you started it.

[Don't you know the rules of poke wars? Poke poke pooooooke!]

I am nice to others!

[When it suits him.]

Sometimes they're still stubborn, though. But that's okay; one day they will come around. Like you!

[(Anonymous)]

[okay, now the poking tickles! flails at you and giggles]

You're not being nice now! You can only poke back once as revenge, once once once!

[Russia you can't base your relationships on people coming around! You have to base it on mutual understanding, companionship, and trust! And food! Lots of food!]