aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-01-06 12:26 am

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

and of mind. Do do do do do do do do do do do.

How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:33 am (UTC)(link)

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Use actual lube instead.

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
*crying because the butter is gone*
iceandheather: (Gloves)

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-01-14 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Import it from the neighbours, that's what.

[He's never going to live that whole thing down, is he.]

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hey hey Norway

Do you ever spread butter all over yourself and run around enjoying how slippery smooth you are?
iceandheather: (What?)

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-01-14 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[What.]

No.

Waste've good butter, that.

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I think it would make for interesting sex.

Butter sex.
iceandheather: (Waiting)

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-01-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds unhygienic. Nothin' wrong with plain old lube, is there?

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Don't deny it.

I can see it in your eyes.
iceandheather: (Gloves)

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-01-14 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[His soul-less eyes?]

You're talkin' nonsense. 's nowt of the sort.

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[They may be soulless but they're butter-filled!]

I'm not talking nonsense. I see you, Norway. I see you down to the buttery core of your entire being.
iceandheather: (Derp)

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-01-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're seein' what you want to see. I don't like it that much, understand.

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
You're in denial. Buttery, cholesterol-filled denial.
iceandheather: (Hush)

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-01-14 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't.

If you're so keen on puttin' butter where it don't belong, maybe you should try it.

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Are you propositioning me?
iceandheather: (Default)

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-01-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
'Course not. I'm suggestin'.

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I love you Norway but I'm not going to have hot buttery sex with you.

Try asking Denmark.
iceandheather: (What?)

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-01-14 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't keen on it neither, so I'll pass, thanks.

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Shhhh

don't speak anymore.

/hands a stick of butter

Go wild you crazy kid!

/skrrts away
iceandheather: (Derp)

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] iceandheather 2014-01-14 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[....Watches Anon go]

[Then looks at the butter]

[Well. At least he can use it.]





[For cake.]

Re: A butter shortage

(Anonymous) - 2014-01-14 03:04 (UTC) - Expand

France's naked ass

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:39 am (UTC)(link)

Re: France's naked ass

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
are you implying that france's ass caused the butter shortage

or that france's ass is a potential source of new butter





not sure which is more terrifying

Re: France's naked ass

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Was this a misfire?

Was it really?

Re: France's naked ass

(Anonymous) 2014-01-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
france's ass never misses

Re: A butter shortage

[personal profile] fruited_plain 2014-01-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[DEVASTATED]

Don't even think about something like that!