aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

and of mind. Do do do do do do do do do do do.

How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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[Coats can only do so much! Internal insulation is needed!]

I would rather not. You see, putting a knife into myself wouldn't be very smart or fun! Isn't gingerbread enough? It's really good gingerbread!

Aww... but... Russia.

[looks sad]

[is sad]

[The fact that you're sad because he won't cut off his own flesh might make you more worrisome than he is.]

Well.....gingerbread looks a little like flesh, yes? Perhaps the Himaruya won't know the difference!

[sniffles]

Can--can you at least color the fingerbread to look like your flesh?

It's already dark brown! I can't bleach the gingerbread. It will have to do.

Perhaps this Himaruya is colorblind?

[DON'T CRY BECAUSE HE WON'T CUT HIMSELF OPEN.]

[sniffle sniffle]

I just wish.... I just wish... I just wish you'd at least prick your finger to sacrifice your blood!

[BUT WHY NOT]

It is true that Russian blood is very hearty and powerful. But I prefer it to be in my body, you see.

[Throws that gingerbread into the well of sacrifice. There, it's done. His flesh and blood stay where they're supposed to be!]

Edited 2014-01-14 04:38 (UTC)

[pouts] [SUPER POUT]

[THE POUTIEST POUT IN THE WORLD]

[Stare] [SUPER STARE]

[THE STARIEST MOST RUSSIAN STARE IN THE WORLD]

I'm not giving my fat.

[PATHETIC WHIMPER]

[PATHETIC PUPPY POUT]

Pleeeeaaaaaase?

[You're freaking him out a little bit. That's a feat, anon.]

He might like your flesh better! Anonymous might be more tasty than Russia!

[yessssss does she get a prize?]

Oh no, Russia! Yours is the highest quality!

[You get an A+ in disturbing class!]

Oh but yours is more tasty, I imagine! Russian blood does not go down easily because it is so strong. Yours might be light and yummy.

[and a scratch and sniff sticker?]

No...

[sighs]

I eat too much spicy food! It would be very acidic.

Oh, Russia. What are we doing to do?

[One that smells like blood.]

Spicy food is good! I can't eat very much of it but the Himaruya might like it!

[What are they going to do indeed? Poor Himaruya won't get his blood sacrifice.]

I suppose we will have to hope that he accepts the gingerbread, yes?

[oh, how thoughtful!]

[nods, sadly]

I suppose so...

[goes in for a sad pity hug] [hugs from people who wanted you to cut yourself open to appease an all mighty, omniscient god are still good, right?]

[Normal people would refuse that hug. But this is Russia and Russia doesn't refuse hugs all that often.]

I don't even know if this Himaruya is really listening. How do we even know if he is real?

[Patpatpats your back.]

[oh, good!]

[squeezes]

What... what if he isn't real?

Russia--

What if none of us are real?!

[Anon, don't have an existential crisis while hugging him. It's a bit of a downer.]

Mmm, but we're standing here and you're hugging me so we must be real, yes? Or at least real to each other. That's real enough for me!

[He doesn't know about that Himaruya, though. It's best not to think too much about it.]

Don't worry, don't worry! We gave him the best gingerbread so if he is there, he will be happy.

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