aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

and of mind. Do do do do do do do do do do do.

How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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[well, you did say somethings]

[throws a pie in your face!]

[Splutters and flails at his face]

Why did you do this!?

[Stops. Licks his lips. Realizes this tastes pretty good.]

If you wanted to give me a pie, you could have done it in a nicer way. Next time do or I won't be happy.

Because I thought you didn't like pie!

[how sad, it tastes good]

What if next time it's a liver pie?

Who doesn't like pie? So you were hoping I didn't like it? How upsetting.

[Wipes pie off of his face and smiles. Smiles and glares. Smares.]

I was hoping Russians didn't like pie! Why else would I chuck it at your face?

I bet Russians like liver, too! And all sorts of icky things!

[glares back] [ LIVER AND PIE. LIE.]

What is to dislike about pies? How could all of my people dislike something sweet?

[Licklicklicks off the excess pie around his lips.]

Get me a towel. And liver is just fine when made right, don't be picky!

Becuase you're all so bitter!

[glare at that licking hdu enjoy pie]

Get your own towel. And

[OH THE FACE ANON IS MAKING CAN'T EVEN BE DESCRIBED]

You'd eat.... eat....... organs?!?!

Not true! Our food is good and not bitter!

[He's daring. HE DARES! MMMMMM PIE!]

You make it sound so gross. What is the difference between eating that and any other part of an animal? Don't be wasteful~

[Though he is enjoying that face you're making. Keep getting grossed out!]

I'm saying Russians are BITTER, not their food! Though that probably is too!

Because organs are gross! It's like being a cannibal!

[EVEN MORE GROSSED OUT]

How would you know what Russians tasted like? Maybe you are the cannibal!

Eating animal parts does not make you a cannibal, silly! Expand your tastes!

You're American, yes? Sounds like it~

Ewww, not what they TASTE like, what they ARE like! I don't eat people.

[wrinkles nose at you] [wrinkle wrinkle]

I am! And at least we don't eat.... organs!

[just good ol 'meat and flesh]

I bet you guys even eat... hearts!

Russians are not bitter at all! You should spend more time around us and you will see.

[Wrinkles his nose back! His nose is bigger so it's more impressive. HA!]

Organs are very good for you. Lots of nutrients! Wasteful young people just ignoring the organs, how sad.

Eating heart is not so bad either! Not a favorite of mine, though.

........ You're making me really annoyed!

[HOW ARE YOU STILL SMILING, HOW ARE YOU STILL... CHIPPER, EVEN]

[BECAUSE HE'S IN FULL CONDESCENDING MODE, ANON.]

Why? Because I'm telling you to try and see good things in Russians and organs? Some people need a little bit of a push~

[THAT'S NOT FAIR]

There aren't good things! There aren't!

[stamps her foot and then, in a moment of lightbulb genius--]

Maybe you need the push!

[RUNNING JUMP AT]

There are many good things! You just have to be willing to see them~

[Speaking of seeing things, he sees you coming and simply steps aside with a little hum.]

Are you trying to attack me? That is a very bad idea! You're so little~

[runs aaaand stumbles when you step aside]

[turns arond, a little panty]

I'm trying to push you! And I'm not so little! And--and stop talking like this~ with a little inflection at the end of words~! It's super annoying!

[should they run at again. they :| and debate]

Push me? That's not a very good thing to do. We were having a very nice conversation, weren't we?

[Smiles. Smiles with that little edge that shows that he's mocking you and taking great pleasure in doing it.]

Talking like what~? I don't understand~

[It'd be safer not to~]

[since when was safe fun? never~!]

We weren't having a nice conversation! You were being creepy and talking about eating organs!

Yes you do~! You're talking like this~ and--and--

[she's gotta try, man]

[RUNS AT AGAIN, WITH THE FULL FURY OF BEING ANNOYED AT PEOPLE TALKING LIKE THIS~]

[Steps aside again and ufus at you. Ufus at you hard.]

I'm not talking like anything~! Either way, it's been fun, little one. I have to be going now though.

[Patpats your head with a smile.]

Make sure to eat your liver!

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Bedtime! Thanks for threading ~<3