aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

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How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

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This looks like fun!

Tell me about America's deepest darkest most secret secret!

~~Why're you asking, anon? Are you some kind of terrorist?~~

Hm... I'm going to say bedwetting kink. It's not his fault! It's England's faulty shall we say leaky parenting skills that caused this stupid complex and...

How terrible! And embarrassing!

I wonder if he ever wakes up with some wood from his accidents. :|a

I totally consider America and Romano bedwetters anonymous. They should form their own support group to complain about certain former guardians who made way too much fuss over certain little incidents which are, like, far behind them and -

I don't think either of them actually had much trouble with bedwetting when they were older, but I do think that mortifying thought occasionally crosses America's mind and it's really not the act itself but the fear of embarrassment/humiliation that makes it arousing for him. And the fact that he's a little turned on by that is in itself shameful and therefore titillating, so...

...so yes, I'm sure he does wake up with (hopefully dry as kindling) morning wood with those thoughts~

What do you think his darkest secret is, anon?

Any dirty deets about Aussie?

~~One time, during the emu war, he was captured by the enemy emus (is it emus or emu?) and they...~~

I... I just got stuck on a ton of really lame "down under" and "bush" jokes and I'm going to spare you all that in favor of GOLDEN GAYTIME jokes instead. Like I don't understand, man, how is it hard to have a golden gaytime on your own?? HOW? It's an ice cream bar, it's not even the type that breaks in two, so you wouldn't want somebody else with you stealing your one single person golden gaytime, right? Or is this some kind of mysterious Australian custom - like there you are, all alone, blissfully opening your golden gaytime and BOOM Australia plus five of his dropbear cronies suddenly ambush you and demand their share of the golden gaytime. You will share that golden gaytime, mate. And you will like it.

...alright this went absolutely nowhere. Uh, how about making out with Australia around the golden gaytime which he insists on sharing (as that is the correct Australian manner of having a golden gaytime)?

Australia eating a golden gaytime sloppy and bits of drip onto his chest and abs

This is really why it's hard to have a golden gaytime on your own: obviously, you need a buddy to help you clean up

...with their tongue

Good thing America is great with ice cream; licks to the last drop

I dunno if America's going to be satisfied with just the drippings... if you give him a lick, he'll soon enough want something more substantial to suck on...

How convenient Australia has something large and thick for America to suck on, would be glad to share because sharing is caring

What a gracious host! It's hard to have a golden gaytime, indeed...

Australia's early days as a colony? What was he like around England then?

I like the idea of Australia as this grubby little beast of a child, somewhere between free-spirited and absolutely feral. I think he must in many ways remind England of himself as a kid, you know - a scrappy, stubborn, pint-sized troublemaker lurking in the bushes, nipping at the heels of his elders and betters - but in a way that just makes England harder on him, determined to pin him down and box him up and make a decent young gentleman of him. Civilized. Obedient.

And... I'm sure you can see where this is going. Of course, it's very relevant to my interests to think of little Australia running away from his lessons or his bath or whatever stupid boring shit England has on the agenda... and England being led on a merry chase and getting redder in the face and more annoyed by the hour... and then finally dragging that brat back home by the ear, and then...

...and then it'd be time for some much-needed discipline, yes? :)a

~~Get out the whip~~ spanking time, but make sure to check his grubby little hands for any poisonous specimens he may be keeping as pets.

Poison play...I wonder how that would work?

Whips and canes may cause him pain, but scorpions will avenge him! (Are there scorpions in Australia? There's probably something worse. There's probably, like, teensy miniature great white sharks scurrying around with eight legs and a stinger.)

Hilariously, that's how poison play would work out. England will be very very very angry and look very very very stupid (what're you gonna do if your hand swells up too much to hold that whip, eh old man?) - and that always makes me happy. I'm sure Australia plays all kind of naughty schoolboy pranks... but on the other hand, I can imagine England finding it very effective to crush Australia's little pets in front of him as a mode of punishment, too.

Tell me a little bit about america's and canada's relationship because you always have the best, lewdest america head canons.

Aw, shucks! :'D

I feel like America is that guy who texts HEY YOU WANNA HANG OUT?? and while you're thinking if you have time and where you should meet up you realize there's a loud pounding at the door - a door which you'd rather not have to repair or replace so you'd better go open it before America knocks it down.

And America does that to most people but Canada is like right there and besides they're bros so America just invites himself over whenever.

But in any case, they're pretty close, they play sports together and tussle and maybe fuck too because hey, warms you up after a long round of hockey.

But I have to say a lot of AmeCan out there is too spun-sugar saccharine for my taste; I like them best with a kind of... casual, bro-ishness to it. Like they don't have to sweet talk or woo or be especially gentle with each other. They're so used to each other, you know? They can take whatever, they're durable. And I think they totally have brotherly spats, too; America's pushy and brash and still can't resist recycling that "Where's Canada? I don't see him..." joke, and Canada can pick just the right words to needle through the cracks in America's enormous ego and hit him where it hurts.

What're your thoughts on these two?

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...this actually took me a while to think of /o\

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SORRY I'm so slow with these 'cos I'm thinking it up on the spot

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