aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

and of mind. Do do do do do do do do do do do.

How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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[or someone]

How many instruments can you play?

Ah, let me see. The piano- of course, early pianofortes, as well- and the harpsichord, the clavichord, the pipe organ, the accordion, the violin, the viola, the cello, the fiddle, the flute, the clarinet, the oboe- in many forms...

[and so on, and so forth, I hope you were not expecting a succinct answer]

Do you think Frederick the Great was hot?

I shall assume you mean the vernacular sense of the word, and so my answer is: emphatically not.

What the heck is a vernacular.

Why not?

Something you ought to cleanse your vocabulary of. He had an irksome demeanour.

It's already cleansed since I dunno what it means!

... Was he bad in bed?

It means 'slang'-

Ask Preußen.

But why would I not want to know what 'slang' means....

Is Proosin bad in bed?

I said you should stop using slang, not- tsk- forget it.

[winces at your pronunciation, good god]

Why are you asking me?

You said I should cleanse the word--[oo, forgotten]

You brought him up! 'Sides, I'm sure you guys have, you know. [pushes her fingers together]

In relation to Friedrich, not to- you are entirely incorrect if you think that is the case! Good grief, do you make a habit of speculating on these matters?

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[Oh hey there person she knows, long time no see!!]

[wave, waves at you! and then comes running over!]

[Oh? Waves back- b-braces for impact- ?!]

[Stops short of colliding with you!! She doesn't feel like hugs yet.]

Hallo Österreich! Thank you for my bunny!

[Try not to be shocked at the manners.]

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[Oh, thank god.

...Teuton saying thank you?!]

Hallo...you are quite welcome, I must thank you for the cross. Ah...

[How to ask 'are you a pod person']

Kesesesese, it's not as cool as mine but it's blessed since you got it from the Holy me!

[She's not a pod person! She can be nice! Sometimes.]

Can I have some bee cake?

[And sometimes she has ulterior motives.]

[Oh, there's the Teuton he knows]

Is that so...will it bring me fortune?

And I must point out that I do not carry cakes around with me, but- hmm- have you eaten dinner? Including vegetables?

If you're a good Christian it will bring you blessings!

[Probably, she doesn't know. Sometimes her knights say these things when talking to ladies so...]

I haven't been home since I got my voice back!! I don't wanna go back to big me yet!

I shall keep it in mind.

[Why are they using something so pious as a pickup line]

Your voice? If you have been ill, it is even more important that you eat properly. ...I suppose this means it falls upon me to feed you. [sigh]

[It's not unchaste if you're seducing with Christ!]

No God took it away! But it's okay, see? [Holds out her little notebook to you, where you can see she's been writing to communicate. A lot of it was in German too, never mind it's written in ALLCAPS like Latin. Aren't you proud of her?]

God took- I am sorry, what are you-

[Takes it? ...The CAPS seem appropriate somehow...assumes this is some kind of game, okay. Pats your grimy head and then wipes his hand on his coat]

I see you have been improving your vocabulary.

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What were your reactions and thoughts when Spain first stuck it in.

A-anonymous! That is- h-how vulgar- and do you expect me to remember exactly- ?!

[oh gOD WAR FLASHBACKS]

...It was, as you may expect, alarming and uncomfortable...!

[and he may or may not have reflexively kicked him in the face!!!]

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