aphanon_meme | part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

part 347 dimensions of sight and sound

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How was your end-of-December-into-January time, meme? Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Or light a candle in your window in the hopes that Himaruya would update again instead of leaving us behind like an 19th century light house keeper's wife whose husband has gone off to sea? ... Did you?

Enjoy part 347!

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What's wrong cat got your tongue?

[She takes a couple hits for the sake of being able to trash talk, but at least she's well prepared for this and has more snow balls flying in just a few seconds. Take that!]

You're the one who brought it up. Trying to get me to notice?

[It's not his fault her boobs are in the general area of where he's aiming! He can't see her legs!]

[Some of her snowballs are hitting the edges of his wall and messing it up, so he takes a moment to pack it tighter before sending more snowballs her way. At least now he can send her own back at her.]

You're the one who's aiming at a girl's chest!!!

[Sorry America, but this is Lithuania she's dealing with here, all snow balls within reach have to go to the cause.]

[She's a bit annoyed at the return fire, and it shows as she's throwing her own shots more haphazardly. Damn you she was supposed win easily!!]

Would you like it better if I aimed for your head?

[Haphazard means easier to dodge. He's built up a decent supply by now so he just starts lobbing all his snowballs at her as fast as he can. He's not giving in that easily!]

Like you could hit my head!!

[She still has numbers at least, she's got speed too and goddamn it at least her misses are compromising his wall still!]

[That sounds like a challenge, so he sends several toward her head.]

You're sure about that?

[If her aim is going to be this bad he won't even need the wall! And here he thought he'd lose this.]

Positive!

[It was a challenge, and one she's confident in! She's pretty damn short after all, and it's easy for her to start hiding behind the fort walls once things start flying for her head.]

[While she's huddled down here she'll just make some more snowballs and try to calm down. Calm is the key to good aim after all!]

[...Looks like she was right. He forgets that she's way shorter than the male one.]

[He's not so short, so now that his wall is messed up he doesn't have much to hide behind. While she's restocking he does his best to fix the wall, making it sturdier and taller.]

[Not way shorter than him!! Just 5 inches or so!!! Sh-Shut up!]

[She a fast snowballer, pretty quick as a generally rule actually, and she lobs some warning shots once his attack stops. Peeks out to see what he's up to...!]

[That's...okay, that's pretty cute. Not that he'd ever say that to her face.]

[He's currently building up his snow wall. He's being a little too meticulous about it to make sure it stays up this time, but that means he's not paying much attention to her.]

[Lithuania of all people is forbidden from calling her cute! Stop thinking it right this instant mister!!]

[The bitching snow fort she and America built more than makes up for her lack of height, and she's still got enough high ground that the wall can't cover all of Lithuania's tallness. And it just so happens the one thing she hates more than losing is being ignored, so prepare yourself for a torrent of snowballs aimed at his back and the top of his head. Stupid tall people.]

[He can't help it! Short people are cute.]

[Lots of those snowballs hit him, and he lets out a sort of huff before ducking back behind the wall and throwing some snowballs back at her. He wasn't intentionally ignoring her! He just got distracted.]

[She's not shorttttt...for a woman. She's average height, which is short next to you stupid tall types, but still!!]

[It was still ignoring and the snow war is back on! Her aim is back to 100% too so he better be more strategical with his throwing!]

[He can't help his height! It just happened at some point. Did that not happen with his female self??]

[Now her aim is back to being nearly perfect and after a minute of being (very accurately) pelted he gives up and ducks behind the wall to stock up on ammo. This is ridiculous.]

[Yes but most women are shorter relative to men, and who says she doesn't bitch about Audra being tall too!?]

[Finally her behemoth supply of ammo is running too low so when he hides again she peeks out over the edge of the fort.]

The merciful me is willing to accept your surrender!

I'm not surrendering. Would you like to give up?

[He still has a huge pile of snowballs with her name on it, so when she peeks out he starts throwing again.]

Never!!! Like hell!

[She tucks back down again with a squeak, one snowball hitting some exposed skin and making her shiver. He'll never take her alive!]

[Now she's just being dramatic. ~~As if he's any better.~~ It's just a snowball fight!]

[He waits for her to pop up again, trying to warm his hands a little in the meantime. How did he get roped into this without gloves?!]

[All snowball fights are wars, don't you know?]

[Clearly he's just gullible, she's in all the appropriate gear! And she's not stupid enough to just peek out for nothing after her ceasefire was rejected, she lobs a few snowballs over her head before she peeks out!]

[How does that make him gullible? He was just walking along when he got hit with a snowball!]

[Those snowballs are expected and he dodges them before throwing a few back her way.]

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