[Sure about that?]

Nah, that'd be boring mate! Gotta have some excitement, else ya'd just sit there doin' nothing and that ain't on!

[Apart from when it comes to paying his taxes.]

Sad? Nah, it's honourable for a younger brother to give homage to his betters by buying them beer. Chop chop!

[He'd never but that doesn't mean he wouldn't expect it.]