aphanon_meme | part 348 candles in the lighthouse window

part 348 candles in the lighthouse window

Hey meme! How are you doing? What is up? Do you also have a candle lit in your window for the return of Himaruya? ~~like anon who is a light house wife!~~ I hope he returns from the sea soon, with stories of adventure and sea monsters and the life outside the island. Ah, Himaruya. Safe journeys. Safe... journeys.

Enjoy part 348!

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...[Alright. You look just about his age and you just called his portrait inelegant, which he is going to take as an insult]

KEH!! [HAIR YANK]

What's with the women in this place, are you all so fuckin' impertinent, hah?!

[YELPS]

OWOWOW HEY WHAT'S THAT FOR?! IT WAS A COMPLIMENT?!

[TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME yanks his hair too screw his stupid hat!]

What do you mean "women in this place" huh?! Dude you're like- OW- let go of my hair!

LIKE FUCKING HELL IT WAS!!! HRHH--[OWWWWWWWWW]

BY WOMEN IN THIS PLACE, I MEAN WOMEN IN THIS PLACE!! BEASTLY, VIOLENT ANIMALS, ALL OF YOU!! NOW LET THE HELL GO BEFORE YOU FUCKIN' SCALP THE GREAT ME!! [YOU ARE BARBARICALLY STRONG, LETS GO OF YOUR HAIR]

[SHOVES BACK AND LET'S GO OF HIS HAIR. May be clutching a few white hairs.]

WOW man that's rude on so many levels! I've got half a mind to show you what "violent" really is!

[Cocks fist and MAKES FACES AT shoves tongue out]

Dude did you like hit your head or something?! You're all [vaguely waves] not you! [And she can't tell anything's off other than that because he didn't put a stupid age on his profile thing and she doesn't recognize what like half those places were but they sound Europe.]

KEH!! [BURNINGSCAAAALPPP]

CHILDISH!! Is that supposed to be a fuckin' threat?! I'm a fucking kingdom, you know!! VIOLENT IS MY MIDDLE NAME!! [RETURNS THE FACES AND THE TONGUE OUT]

And who are you to say I'm not me, hah?!! I don't even know who the hell you are, you little street rat!!

[Well she's used to being called childish but not to people not knowing who she is.]

I'm the U.S. of A, duh! I thought you knew that!

[wait]

Edited 2014-02-12 01:51 (UTC)

... Kingdom? You're a kingdom? Not uh- not Prussia?

[uh oh]

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Kingdom of Prussia, stone brain.

No I mean you're old! Like old old from old times and not now! Which means that isn't a costume! [obviously the most important bit]

Wow you're kind of a jerk as a younger guy aren't ya?

I don't know what the hell you're even talking about, you damn imbecile.

[sO CONFUSED HE FEELS LIKE HE'S A FREAK IN A FREAK SHOW]

I guess...Yeah..that's--that's my thing...I'm not ashamed of it either!!

I'm not an imbecile, you're just ancient! Get with the times already, it's 2014!

[Wow for once she thinks she'd take the annoying blog spam over this. Reaches up and pats her hair down, an inquisitive look on her face.]

You kinda remind me of my Prussia when I was younger. Is she here too?

[Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to!]

[GUARDS CHEEKS]

Still not making any fuckin' sense, IMBECILE!!

[Folds his arms against his chest]

Keh, 2014 or whatever is here, dunno about my time, but she's a fuckin' manly and barbaric bitch herself so God willing there's not anymore of her wandering around this place!!

You don't like her either?! Sheesh, you're so- you're like- it's really easy to see why you're lonely and no longer a country!

SHE PINCHED MY MANHOOD!!! NO MAN WOULD LIKE HER AFTER THAT!!

And hell if I care what you have to say!! Being lonely is no fucking big deal to a guy like me! AND FURTHERMORE!! I'm an army with a fucking country, sans the country that leaves the army, and that's fine with me!

Uh, actually...

[She'd wince if she could feel sympathy for his balls but she can for the other and bites her tongue for once and whips out her phone instead to effectively change the subject, snapping a picture or two of three while maintaining her distance. These will be great for her wall!]

Good luck with the dating thing! I bet you'd have better odds if you stopped insulting everyone first but maybe you'll get lucky, who knows!

[well HIS EYES ARE GOING TO BE CLOSED FOR EACH OF THOSE bc he has no clue what you're brandishing at him]

Whatever!! THE HELL ARE YOU FLASHING AT ME!! [he's sick of you, wANDERS AWAY]

[This is the strangest fellow nation encounter she's had since that time with England drunk and doing something to an empty space in the air she called a unicorn. She is going to post the photos to her wall and tag Prussia in ALL OF THEM.]

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