part 348 candles in the lighthouse window

[aphanon_meme]

Hey meme! How are you doing? What is up? Do you also have a candle lit in your window for the return of Himaruya? like anon who is a light house wife! I hope he returns from the sea soon, with stories of adventure and sea monsters and the life outside the island. Ah, Himaruya. Safe journeys. Safe... journeys.

Enjoy part 348!

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Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

[your failure is sorta cute]







You finished yet?

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

NO!!!

/DRAGS HARDER

NO ONE IS GOING TO WANT TO BE NEAR YOU IF YOU STINK!

/squeak squeeak squeaaaaaakkkk

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

[okay he's taking pity on you and on his poor throbbing head, STANDS UP EVEN WITH YOU CLINGING ON HIM]


ALRIGHT!! Lower your fuckin' voice and point me to the damn bath, christ!!

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

/PULLS THE RIGHT WAY AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE HUNGOVER AND SMELLY

/LONG WALK TO MEME BATHROOMS BUT LO AND BEHOLD EVENTUALLY ANON FINDS A TUB FOR THIS POOR TORTURED WRETCHED SOUL

HERE, TUB, BATHE, GOT IT?

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU'RE FUCKING LOUDER THAN A BRAYING FUCKING COW!! [VERY CONFUSED INSIDE A MODERN BATHROOM LIKE HOLY SHIT]

[HE'S NEVER SEEN SUCH RICHNESS]

Y-You...You royalty, or s'mthin'? [well okay, starts to undress right there in front of you because he's too dead to even care to be modest]

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

SURE, I'M THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. GROSSSSSS I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!! HOLD YOUR HORSES.

/SCUTTLES OVER

/TURNS ON WATER SINCE YOU'RE APPARENTLY INEPT

/POURS BUBBLES IN THE BATH AND ADDS A RUBBER DUCKY AND PUTS A TOWEL SOMEWHERE NEARBY

CLOTHES ARE UP TO YOU. THE FUCKING QUEEN SERVES NO ONE.

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

[hE IS TOO HUNGOVER FOR THIS]







'ngland? Y...You sure? I was expectin' her t'be--y'know...more like, posh, or at least pretty n' not all red and shouty or somethin...[Well if you're a queen he's not gonna question you ,just marvel over your modern wealth]


R-Right... Then shoo!! If you don't want to see, scram!! Privacy!!

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

ALL I KNOW IS YOU BETTER NOT REEK AFTER THIS

/LEAVES

/SCRAMS EVEN

/DON'T DROWN

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

[BATHES HIMSELF AGGRESSIVELY]