part 348 candles in the lighthouse window

[aphanon_meme]

Hey meme! How are you doing? What is up? Do you also have a candle lit in your window for the return of Himaruya? like anon who is a light house wife! I hope he returns from the sea soon, with stories of adventure and sea monsters and the life outside the island. Ah, Himaruya. Safe journeys. Safe... journeys.

Enjoy part 348!

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Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

[SAYS WHO]

[that's it, that's it! he asked for it! no additional warning, nothing!]

[reaches up on tippy toes and smacks your ears]

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

[smacked!]


[Unfortunately for you, Anon, he was raised by Germania who is smack happy and just got done with a boss who was very easy with his cane so your little smack is nothing to him. CANT HELP BUT CRACK A SMILE]


Pfff--Owch. Oh, Auntie, I've really learned my lesson, haven't I?! Kesesesese!! [sacaaaaarstic enough to cut]

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

[Well, crap baskets!]

[CUT RIGHT TO HER CHASTISEMENT PRIDE, WHY DON'T YOU]

You--I'll do it again! You had better apologize!

[reaches up to try and smack again]

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

[OH HE'S CUTTING, ALRIGHT.]


[LEANS DOWN]

Ah, ah, Let me get on your level first!! Try using your arm strength rather than your wrists, hah? If it doesn't work, I can go over your knee too, kesesese!

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

You, you!

[damn it, Prussia!] [losing... confidence... in... authority]

I'm not that short! And if I put you over my knee, I'd have you crying and apologizing, so I wouldn't suggest it yourself!

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

[YOU SHOWED WEAKNESS]


Shorter?!! [GETS DOWN ON HIS KNEES. Inclines his head towards, where is his smack?! TRUE LEADERS DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO VIOLENCE, THE UNSPOKEN THREAT IS ENOUGH TO BRING OBEDIENCE]


Hoh?! That would be the first in a century!! Now! If anyone should be apologizing it's you, for disturbing me! I'm fuckin' sick you know!!

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not that short!

[gives a tug on your hair, but not as hard as it needs to be could be]

You're not sick, you're a drunken layabout, like I said! I won't apologize for trying to make you behave like something other than a low class..... classless... low!

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

Shorter?!! [OWWW, Leans away from your hand in his hair to flump back down on his back]

I'M SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! My head is damn pouuundinnngg, and you're being a damn nag!! KEEEEEHHH!! I wish Fritz was here to stroke my heeeaaaaddd!! My old man wouldn't smack the great, praise-worthy me or call me lower than low like this old mean witch over here!! [exaggerated baby voice, rolls over to bury his head in his arms]

Oi, go away now! It's Naptime!! I've played with you enough!

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

[BABY... GUILT.....]

You're not a baby! You're old enough to take responsibility for your actions!

[BUT. YOU DON'T FEEL GOOD. AND. BEING. BABYISH. CAN'T... RESIST.]

[leans down to pat your head]

If you're sick, it's your own fault for drinking!

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

[SO WEAK]


It's your fault for making it woooooooooooooorse!! [Switching to military voice now that you've fallen for his trap]

Now!! To repent, be obedient to me!! Fetch more beer! And food! Lots of food!! Anything that can serve as provisions! Hurry!!

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

[BUT WHO COULD RESIST]

It's not, I didn't--

[a;jkfa;sdf;]

F-Fine! But once you feel better you've got to get up and get to work!

[off to find things for a terribly bratty maaaaan]

Re: ITT: TRUTH THREAD

[teainyourface]

Yeah, yeah, whatever!! [icon keywords]


RUN!!!