part 349 heart shaped chocolates

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

[RUDE]

Because yer burnin' things what ought not to be burned, that's why!

[teainyourface]

[DAMN RIGHT HE IS]


Hoh! Is that so?! [throws in another book]


Sounds like a problem you care about that I fuckin' don't!

[(Anonymous)]

[GASP]

Stop burnin' books! Don't you know how important they are!!

[teainyourface]

[Pauses, that catches his attention. He is fathering what will be the modern education system in his kingdom after all. Turns the net book over in his hands]

They're books on bullshit, 'the hell do you care?! You really read these, hah?! "Skrrting: the #1 dating handbook for .gifs". 'The hell does that even mean?! Every book I've seen in this place has been trash! This is all trash! [but he's not throwing it]

I'd read that book ngl

[(Anonymous)]

No book is trash! Even if s'about somethin' silly like that! If you burn a book, yer burnin' knowledge, and that's never right!

[;A; PASSIONATE PLEEEEAAAAA]

me too just for the trainwreck

[teainyourface]

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...[MAKING A FRUSTRATED FACE before smackng the book down in your lap]

If you think so, read it!! Now!! Read this one! [tossing another book at you, and then two more, all really roughly]

And these! Read all of them and make them earn their keep, then, you damn meddler! [CRAANNNKYYY and displacing his anger out on easy targets, hell yeah]

but also the sage advice!

[(Anonymous)]

I--ow! Hey, hey! Watch'it now, yer gonna ruin the bindings! Or bruise me! Or both!

[gently sets the ABUSED BOOKS aside]

Y'know, if yer in a right bad mood, maybe you oughta do somethin' more relaxin' than burnin' things what don't need t'be burned. Ever try yoga?

Re: but also the sage advice!

[teainyourface]

NOT IN A BAD MOOD!! [GRRRR]


And I don't know what the hell 'yoga' is, but it sounds fuckin' stupid by name already!!

[(Anonymous)]

Well, of course y'are! Lookit you, all frowning and burning things and whatnot. If you were in a good mood, you'd be smiling and havin' real fun!

Never heard of yoga? Well I'll be! It's sorta stretches, y'know, and exercise, really relaxes your body and mind!

[teainyourface]

No one wants me to be smiling and having a good time here, so I, the great, fearless me who is as unforgiving when unappreciated as a little crow, am done with it!! I won't make the same mistake of being friendly again!! [ALL HUFFY bc anon tattled on him romping around and he got in big trouble for it with parentals.]

Tch. The fiercely strong me already trains vigorously, I don't need stretches or exercises!!

[(Anonymous)]

[Maybe you shouldn't run around naked, then!]

Why, 'course they do! Just 'cus some people don't want you too don't mean everyone's that way, does it?

S'not about training, it's about relaxin'!

Maybe it'd help you relax if I read you a book, huh?

[teainyourface]

[Maybe you shouldn't tell him what to do!!! All of you guys act like you've never seen a man nude before!!]

Does fuckin' too when some people is actually "most!!" [HE'S BEEN BULLIED.]

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....Fritz likes to read to me...fine!! But I want a fairy tale, or something.

[(Anonymous)]

A fairy tale! S'pose I can find one what's suitable for readin'!

[walks over to a bookshelf and starts thumbin' through]

[and they find a book and take it out]

How's 'bout this one, then? Cinderella! The fancy version, I think, what with the pumpkins and fairy godmother.

[plops down on the sofa, then pats the sea]

Well c'mon now!

[teainyourface]

[grumble mumble]


[still being pretty quiet and sulky as he shuffles to you]


[sits by]


Do whatever. Just read.

[(Anonymous)]

[they clear their throat]

Now--

[flip open the book]

Once upon a time.........

[*INSERT FAIRYTALE MAGIC HERE*]

i think i desperately need a nap so i'll be off THANKS FOR TAGGING <3333

[teainyourface]

[INSERT HIM quickly being enthralled by the story though he does remain a little subdued but warming up enough to make conversation. Small talk on the plot and shock at the twists and pondering on the morality and the banality of reading children stories like this.

Eventually though he lapses into longer silences, until whoopsies, he falls asleep on you. Perhaps a little too relaxed here.]

sweet dreams! <333 thank you too!!

[(Anonymous)]

[good, less cranky = good!]

[slowly gets up after he falls asleep, and tucks him in on the couch with a blanket]