part 349 heart shaped chocolates

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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Re: REJECTED

[fraustria]

[SHE ALREADY TOLD HIM IT WAS GOOD, WHY WOULD HE THINK THAT. Maybe he is a little easy but ladies don't work for it gosh HE IS INCREDIBLY BAD AT READING HER but then maybe her tone is wrong...maybe she's doing it wrong again, ugh how does flirting work]

What? That seems rather ridiculous. [Makes a frustrated face at him. Why doesn't he get it] I won't reach for a chart in the middle of things, how troublesome. Would I have to rate your every move?

[Implying this isn't something that'll take a number of rounds over weeks or anything like that, but more that she intends to get to it in short order, she just wants him to respond to that incentive with enthusiasm...not that she thinks he wouldn't anyway, she just...it's- gah!!!]

Re: REJECTED

[dererste]

[HE'S INSECURE AND PRICKLY AND THE WAY SHE PHRASED It bothered him because it seemed for a moment she was suggesting something under-toned about his ability and worthiness (Earning to him brings to mind connotations of lacking because she paired it with Trade-offs which brings to mind equality. He took it as a sort of "nothing you offer me will be as good as what I offer you so get on my level, bitch" bc see above: insecurity. She trumps him in experience.) and he is entitled and all men are sensitive about things about sex. SHE'S OLD FASHIONED AND HE'S VERY IGNORANT. But he's going to stare at her and slowly put two and two together]

If score-keeping's not what you're getting at, then it's not really a reward, You're phrasing things wrong again, I don't earn things, I WIN them!! What you meant to say it's a challenge or something! I blow your mind, you blow mine! Competition, rather than working for it! It's like--Unlocking the extras in a video game! [Gilbert logic.]

Re: REJECTED

[fraustria]

[She is innocent to most of his struggles, in her experience telling someone to earn their rewards is a bit of banter that gets the point across...maybe she's been spoiled by Julchen certain people who will happily play along with her superior, snooty aristocrat game. THAT'S A HARSH INTERPRETATION OF HER WORDS. Especially since she's been truthful with him in private about her satisfaction. Insecurity is one thing, assuming the worst of her though...hnn...but she'll bear in mind that her way of putting it didn't work for him]

A video game?

[What an odd way of putting it, she doesn't play them, she doesn't get it! But she understands winning and competing and whatever, even if she thinks it sounds exactly the same as what she said. GEEZ]

Well, precisely. Didn't I say that? [...] I don't object, you know. [Finger twiddles.] To accommodating you. [TWIDDLES.] I-in case you foolishly came to that conclusion.

Re: REJECTED

[dererste]

[Her reaction to his penis pouch ruined her chance of bantering successfully because it made him WILDLY SELF CONSCIOUS and in need of reassurance laughs]

Videogame! You beat the bosses and rise up in level!! [IT'S A SMALL, SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT, TOTALLY NOT VERY DISTINCT DISTINCTION BUT IT MEANS SOMETHING TO HIM AND IT MAKES HIM FEEL SLIGHTLY BETTER BC IT'S ON HIS!! TERMS!! AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS. bECUASE he understands himself better than he understands her and he doesn't make himself feel insecure by just blinking a certain way. It's kinda like a two year old persistently saying something is not a "tub" but a "inside pool" and getting vry upset if anyone says differently]


A-Accommodating makes me feel like I did something shameful!! I'll accept Lottie's other attention--BUT--OI!! I DON'T WANT TO do the damn candy thing anymore!! Just--You-- Give it over!! PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED! IT WAS A MISTAKE! Wipe it from your memory immediately!! [tries to swipe it from her]

Re: REJECTED

[fraustria]

[He needs to stop listening to his friends because if he hasn't noticed, they're both single and desperate]

If you insist. [Just nonplussed totally but she'll let him have it because the two year old comparison is extremely apt and she's sensing as much. How many times has she wanted him to say something a different way, after all]

I simply meant- [oh there it goes, byebye candy penis, she was almost looking forward to that] Tsk, I shall try, believe me. I...

[She says it that way because she's embarrassed and needs to be proper, but it's obviously confusing or worrying to him. ...Fine, then]

Not 'accommodating', then, but...giving...if you would like something, I will do what I can to give it. [hhhh turns red, fiddling with her hair. ERK, RECOVERY TIME] But in future, make your request discreetly! Perhaps by a note!

WE SHOULD SLEEP HAVE YOU SLEPT TODAY YOUNG LADY

[dererste]

[STUFFS IT INTO HIS BOXERS for a lack of place to put it. These candies are going into his belly bc he'll appreciate them EVEN IF THEY'RE CHEAP! He has no problem eating something that is shaped to snuggle up to his penis either.]


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...[He appreciates her trying bt okay at that last bit he's just going ot laugh straight up BECUASE REALLY a note is the last thing he'd think of and he feels like there's a need to defuse the situation, turn it towards safe ground. Where he says a bunch of baseless, obscene, silly things that don't edge too close to his true worries and she flusters and scolds him for being vulgar]


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBTTTTT!!! Alright, I'll pen you a letter next time detailing everything I'd like you to do for me! Starting with #1! [CENSORED] for me, this time while calling my name out when you [CENSORED]!! #2 [CENSORED EVEN MORE AGGRESSIVELY because her Mother is Around to Hear somewhere] ,#3 Upside down--

[okay, drag him off again]

DEFINE 'SLEEP'

[fraustria]

[You know she's assuming he's going to try and eat them off his own cock]

...What is so funny?

[Well, to his credit, that tactic always works, and it takes roughly five seconds for her to go from zero to DYING]

You- !! What if Mutter hears you!

[STUFFS A GINGERBREAD HEART IN HIS MOUTH and drags him away by his ear, hollering at him about being uncouth and loud and indiscreet all the way home and making mental notes just in case any of those requests are serious]