aphanon_meme | part 349 heart shaped chocolates

part 349 heart shaped chocolates

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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[put your shirt on]

[slowly takes your hand]

[to put your finger on his very strong nipple]

[thank god for gloves

slowly looks at you

slowly looks at your nipple

flicks it]

[MAKES THAT TIT JUMP JUST AS YOU FLICK THAT NIPPLE]

Kesessese!! What's this!? Not in the mood today, Roddy? Have a headache?

[GOD pulls his hand away and wipes it off on his coat]

I am afraid my interest has declined, Gilbert, you seem to provoke my migraines.

Ah, Ah, are you sure?! I'm already half way undressed, disarmed, a little drunk, and ready to go!! Isn't that how you like them in bed? I'll even close my eyes and pretend it's myself for ultimate realism!! KESESESESESE!! [GASTON FLEX]

I- what are you implying? I don't care for drunkenness in any circumstance-

[why is he discussing this]

Tsk, is that because you only ever do these things alone?

Who the hell asked what you care for?! [because they are little boys]

Y-You!! [LOW BLOW LOW FUCKING BLOW]

A-Alone with all my men?!! [WAIT]

[WAIT THAT SOUNDS WRONG. OPENS HIS MOUTH. CLOSES IT.]

I mean--You know what I mean!!

[raises his eyebrows and just holds it for a good five seconds]

All at once?

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!! [LOOKS YOU UP AND DOWN FRANTICALLY--AH--PULLS LOOSE YOUR CRAVAT, FLINGS IT TO THE FLOOR]

[AH- ]

Really, was that necessary? You idiot- do you have any idea of the price of silk- [RAMBLES ABOUT TAKING CARE OF CLOTHING while brushing his cravat off and putting it back on properly AND SCOLDING YOU]

I SAID SHUT UP!! YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT!!

[OH MY GOD, CLAWS HIS OWN FACE, DRAGS HIS HANDS DOWN UNTIL THE PINK OF HIS EYES SHOW, BARES HIS TEETH LIKE THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE IS THE MOST IRRITATING THING IN THIS WORLD, WHICH IT IS]

SHUUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!! You sound like a fucking squawking chicken! Shut the hell up!! What is with this place and everyone thinking they can scold me, hah?! I WON'T BE LECTURED, SHUT UP!! [SHOUTS OVER YOU HOLY SHIT]

I thought you with tits was fucking worse, but you're making me change my mind again!! At least she keeps her mouth shut like a woman should!

-and it is extremely difficult to get good tailors- will you stop shouting, for goodness' s-

[takes a moment to catch up and just look at you funny]

Excuse me? What are you referring to?

[Looks up at you with his face all stretched and then sees the look on you and

in a second

grins. Malevolently]

You. As a girl. Tiny thing. With tits. Kesesesese!! Didn't you know?! I wandered across her and we played a bit!

[what are you talking about]

Have you finally managed to become so inebriated that you hallucinate? Is this some wish fulfilment nonsense? Or have you harrassed some unfortunate girl under the mistaken impression that she had anything to do with me?

Ah, Ah. I thought she was one of your princesses, but turns out this place is crawling with the women versions of ourselves! Name's Lieselotte, has the mole on the other side of her lip! Screamed like you! Slapped like you when I pulled her hair! Carried around a useless fencing sword like you do when you're dressed pretty, kesesese! Stabbed me when I grabbed her! Has more balls than you by far! [now you know that by play he means bully and not what your dirty married mind went to. He is pure.]

I don't have all day to convince you so!! Either you believe the honest as a little song bird me or you don't!! Doesn't matter, I plan on just offing you one day now and replacing you with her! She'll be easier to step on!!

[pure until she rejected you. For some people 'playing' has nothing to do with schoolyard stupidity but you wouldn't know anything about it would you]

...How...I- I find this very hard to believe, coming from you- grabbed her? Stabbed you?! [PRETTY MUCH THINKS YOU'RE MESSING WITH HIM but it's weirdly convincing, what if you did run into a princess and bullied her HE'S GOING TO GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE FOR LETTING IT HAPPEN, ARGH]

Hmph- whatever you did, to whomever it was, I do not want to hear of it again- you lower yourself even further, I see, hoping for a woman you can push around. What, do you expect me to believe there is- some sort of- woman you running around, as well? [what a thought]

[W-Well, rejection takes time to learn how to take. Shimmying over suddenly. Removing eye-wear and ruffling your hair down without warning or permission]

There! Now you're a dead ringer! Sorta! She's prettier than you are, Kesesese! This plain stupid face on a young girl is something else entirely! [Grabbing your chin, tilting it this way and that because what you say is boring and he's bored and he feels like touching ya. But he frowns at "lower". GRR THERE'S THAT FEELING OF GUILT AGAIN]

Tch, There's no such thing as "lowering" yourself when it's war!! If she's you, she's fair game to further myself! Don't play the fucking gentleman here, you low life! You would do the same and worse! Besides, I pushed her down so! If anyone was so low they were kissing dirt, it was her!! [FORCIBLY LAAAUGHSS because he's a jerk and he refuses! Refuses! to feel bad about it]

And yeah, there's a girl me. Bigger bitch than I could ever hope to be! She did a number on the great me and I have the bruises to show for it, wanna see?! In case you want to play with her too, fair warning! [SHOWS ANYWAY, Pulls down the waistline of his pants down a bit to his hip to show off some nasty looking cane marks scattered among his collection of bruises and scars. Constantly beat up.]

[MAKES TO GRAB FOR HIS GLASSES AND STOP YOU MESSING UP HIS HAIR but fails because his reaction times, for a musician, are dreadful, or at least you throw him off completely. Just scowls at you, not as jumpy as his counterpart, letting you touch him before attempting to remove your hand in a relatively civilised way.]

Hardly surprising that she would be attractive- [why is he entertaining this ridiculous idea. SCOWLS AT WHAT YOU SAY NEXT THOUGH, with the same pretty eyes and comparable pout] Do not make the mistake of assuming I am the same sort of man as you are. What threat was she to you?

[Eyes your bruises though...did Frederick William come back from the grave]

Duly noted...but even you would be due my courtesy, were you possessed of feminine sensibilities. [Mostly because he still doesn't believe you. ~~Courtesy, like keeping women around as backup and manual labour courtesy~~]

Beautiful. [Correcting impulsively a little too firmly and insistent without thinking WHOOPS]

You should think about doing your make-up too! [NICE SAVE for himself]

And she wasn't a threat until she stabbed with her damn child's toy and then she had to be punished! And kesesesese! Not the same man as me, hah? All men are the same in the right place! [He wishes he would sometimes in this place. At least he beat people like animals and not children. Pull up his pants before a certain someone comes and screams at him for being "obscene" again]

Define "Feminine sensibilities". I think Girl me is more a man than I am!

[EYEBROW RAISE AGAIN. Puts his glasses back on and fixes his hair, thank you]

Would you like me to wear a wig, as well? Some men have control of themselves- whatever she did, it was deserved. [Not even going to question if any version of himself would ever start a fight, it was obviously your doing, and frankly, he approves of women stabbing people ~~because he has a fetish~~ to protect their virtue or whatever]

Doubtlessly, but there is a slender chance she comports herself with more grace. [Feminine sensibilities = tits, my friend]

A wig?! You're a treasure chest of good ideas today! It would be an improvement!! [Frowns at that.]

Memory's fuckin' fuzzy, but she definitely started it! DEFINITELY!! No credit for taking being stabbed by a girl well, hah?! She's lucky to get off so easily! I didn't put a single fuckin' finger on her!! [bESIDES the shoving and hair yanking. SCOWLING NOW. EXCSE YOU THIS is a vry civil conversation they're having and that is unusual for them. He has the good grace to leave the battle in the battlefield at least]

Yeah?! Let's compare! When I saw tits you, I took her by the arm and tried to be an escort! When girl me saw me while I was laying around drunk and sick, she fuckin' kicked me in the stomach! Another one had me gripped by the fucking manhood! Imagine what she'll do to you, hah?! I won't be able to sleep from excitement!!

Edited 2014-02-17 20:13 (UTC)

So you enjoy that sort of thing?

[SIGH. He's being very civil, thank you! It helps that you don't really scare or intimidate him, you just annoy him. When you kick his ass it's like, oh, balls, this again]

You sound as though you took it very poorly, I must say. Pushing her over, tsk. Disarming would suffice.

[...Listens.

...

...

...wELL THAT SOUNDS...GREAT...s-subtly kind of clasps his hands in front of his crotch FEELS PITY]

Yes, well, I- have no reason to engage with her, so- mmph- perhaps we should all leave this strange situation well enough alone- that includes you getting into altercations with this woman you speak of. I won't have it, if she is, indeed, related to me. How unruly.

I enjoy seeing you belittle yourself!! [He'll remember that the next time he's thinking about just turning the other cheek]

Not poorly, just fairly! She soiled my dress uniform and unlike certain spoiled children, I have someone to answer to! So I thought I'd spoil her pretty dress to make things even! [ACTUALLY FIVE YEARS OLD. pOUTING AT THAT. THAT'S BORING]

Oi--You're a really fuckin' dull guy, aren't you?! Leave it alone?!! My newest plaything?!! Really?! I refuse!! I don't take orders orders from you! [He's like a hyena tailing a lioness. Only Mutti could keep him away from her....And kingdom Julchen, but mostly Mutti.]

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