part 349 heart shaped chocolates

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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Re: ITT: When nations were assholes

[le_coq_gaulois]

[GOD YOU'RE SUCH A GODDAMN GIRL.]

[AND YOU CALL FRANCE A WOMAN. GOSH.]

[NOPENOPENOPE ROLLS, PUNCH, HAND STILL ON YOUR NECK.]

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING, NO GOOD, WORTHLESS NATION!

[HITHITHIT CURSE CURSE CURSE. YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE AND YOUR FATHER WAS A BASTARD SON AND LSKJEKLSEJKSTHLSES YOU SUCK TOO MUCH WHY WERE WE EVER FRIENDS.]

Re: ITT: When nations were assholes

[teainyourface]

[SOMEHOW BEING ON THE MEME SEEMS TO HAVE HIM MORE BRUISED AND BLOODY THAN HE USUALLY IS]


[SEES STARS AND HIS TEETH ARE RINGING AND HE'S SURE SOME OF HIS WOUNDS HAVE REOPENED AND HIS FACE IS NUMB AND HIS NOSE IS BLEEDING BUT THAT ONLY GIVES HIM MORE REASON TO AMPH UP THE AGGRESSION]

[YEAH OKAY, MAYBE NOT, HE CAN'T BREATHE AT ALL. ABANDONS ALL HOPE TO PRESERVE HIS DIGNITY, ONE ARM ON THAT HAND ON HIS THROAT, THE OTHER CLAWING AND TANGLING AND YANKING INTO YOUR HAIR WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH WHILE TRYING TO DESPERATELY KNEE YOU. YOU HAVE HIM PINNED, YO HAVE WEIGHT ON HIM, YOU ARE OLDER THAN HIM.

DON'T KILL HIM.]

Re: ITT: When nations were assholes

[le_coq_gaulois]

[OW.]

[HIS HAIR. HOW COULD YOU.]

[Just SHRIEKS, and backs off when he sees you turning purple.]

[Quick to shuck his urine covered shoes off and ugh ugh the socks too, this is gross.]

You're an animal! Go back to where you can from, and do us all a favor!

Re: ITT: When nations were assholes

[teainyourface]

[THERE IS SO MCH YOU DON'T NEED ALL OF IT]

[Jst gonna lay there and pant and breathe for a moment before he sits up, dangling a good chunck of blonde hair in his hand so you can notice before tossing it into his puddle there]

Tch. [FINALLY Tucking away his manhood, jesus christ, before he snorts and wipe away the blood and sweat from his face gingerly]


Takes an animal to know a fuckin' animal! I was here first so how about you fuck off back down the shithole you crawled out of?!! [TALKING HURTS. BEING ALIVE HURTS. HIS WHOLE FACE HURTS]

Re: ITT: When nations were assholes

[le_coq_gaulois]

[OFFENDED GASP. HIS HAIR. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.]

Are we going to argue over Gaels and Germanics, again, over who came first?

[JUST. COVERS HIS HAIR, PULLS UP HIS COLLAR SO NO ONE CAN SEE.]

I am leaving you to your pig sty, then! [STORMS OFF. GONNA GO...FIX HIS PRECIOUS HAIR SOB.]

Re: ITT: When nations were assholes

[teainyourface]

Keseseseseses!! Who died first, Gaul or Germania?! [TALKING BOUT YOUR MAMA]


AU REVOIR!! [CHEERFUL MOCKING WAVING, BYE BITCH]