aphanon_meme | part 349 heart shaped chocolates

part 349 heart shaped chocolates

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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Well- just what do you think you are doing, taking me to some strange place and doing things to me in my sleep?!

[Sits up finally, impressively messy and annoyed. Prods you!! Finally able to see, and she doesn't like the look of this at all, is this a circus tent? This looks like her cat's bed! Vainly trying to unwrinkle her skirt and un...haystack her ha-

...

...What are these furry pointy bits]

?!

DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT, YOU MAKE IT SOUND WEIRD!!! PERVERTED!!!

The innocent as a songbird me found you here, in this petting zoo, so I decided to pay you a visit is all!!

[bats at your hands, you're the kitty here not her.] I should have let anon have their way with you!!

[N-No mention of the cat ears, that was all her.]

Whoever heard of a petting zoo for people? It certainly sounds vulgar to me! How dare you- you even admit that the purpose was something so appalling?!

[Pinches your cheeks!]

And what is this on my head?!

It's the meme, who the hell knows where they get half of their ide- aaah!! Ow! Stop it!! No freaking treats for you if you keep pinching!!

[Bat, bats!!]

.....they're cat ears.

[PINCH PINCH!!]

Disgraceful! And you encouraging it- what treats? I am not an animal!

[PINCHESSSS but lets go to inspect her ears, sob. SO UNDIGNIFIED]

Setting me up to be some sort of pet- ! Th-this shameless place...

[but really, what treats? Looks around at the dispensers...]

Ow! Owwww!!! Freaking enough already Princess!

[SLAPS THOSE HANDS. All four of her cheeks are going to be red at this rate!!]

They look like biscuits to me...

[waves one in front of your face, seeee she spent money to feed you be nice.]

[OW! You deserve it!! Should she pinch the other ones instead?!]

Hmph!

[Biscuits, really. THOSE DISPENSERS CAN PRODUCE ANYTHING, couldn't you magic her up a torte? But inspects it...]

Well, you might have included some tea!

[No touching the other ones she'll wail.]

Tea? I don't see any.

[INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR and more importantly would Austria trust $5 cake...?]

[She will...!!]

I can hardly eat them without tea.

[Sniff. INSTRUCTIONS WERE PERFECTLY CLEAR, 'treats' can be anything! Including yummy cake! Cheap cake is cake!]

Alright, alright I'll go find some!!

[RUNS OFF before you get anywhere near her poor abused ass. Bad Austria. Yeah sure says the girl who buys entire fruit orchid for cake ingredients.

Comes back quickly with tea AND cake though. Because you suck.]

Here Kätzchen~

[TEMPTED TO SMACK IT AS YOU RUN OFF but sits primly in her cat bed, adjusting her hair and her...ears.]

Tsk! That is not an appropriate way to address me.

[Takes her tea though. Is it in a pretty cup, it better be. Sips.]

Not even a table to sit at...what an unpleasant place.

[VERBOTEN!]

Kesesesese but you aaaare one today. Besides how fancy do you expect a petting zoo to be?

[It's got little circus animals on it! She thinks they're cute.]

I am not! I did not agree to any of this! I merely sat down to rest my eyes...

[Well...it's kind of cute. Siiiiiips. Now give her that cake!]

I have bunny ears if you want those instead.

[Your point.

Her head.]

[You are so dumb.]

Why don't you put them on, you fool?

[Points her fork at you, but then goes back to cake. It's sweetening her up slightly...]

I'm not in the petting zoo! The cool me did my time already, lay off and let me pet you.

[Head meet hand, she paid for this you know.]

[Did not, petting is free!]

Oh, really? What have you been doing, playing a clown?

[Grumbles at, glaring at that hand. Mrrh. But hair petting...]

[She paid for the treats with the expectation there would be petting!!]

Piggyback rides and things....!!

[Shifts suspiciously. Austria she lost a spanking endurance contest, her ego (and her ass) is bruised and she's wonder which of you to blame. Tries to pet?]

[That's her problem!]

Tsk, like a donkey? What an idiotic thing to do. What is it?

[Sees you shifting around! How is it anything to do with her? But...mmmrrrhh...fine, you can pet her while she finishes her tea and biscuits!]

Not like a donkey!!! Like the way you would with a little kid! [Only naked. And leashed.]

Nothing!! The cool me is fine!

[She's only shifting a little! It means one of you isn't hitting her long and/or hard enough and she'd rather blame you guys than her own endurance. Yessss petting. Petting solves everything!!]

Either way, you are acting as a packhorse.

[And either way, you're a jackass]

Hrmph, you seem agitated.

[Calmly sips tea like she's not being used as a comfort cat. Don't blame it on them!]

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