part 349 heart shaped chocolates

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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Re: ITT: Fun animal facts!

[(Anonymous)]

The blue whale has the largest penis of any living animal. It has a reported average length of 8 to 10 feet and its girth spans 12 to 14 inches. However, these numbers might be incorrect due to the troublesome nature of measuring the blue whale's penis; it is normally hidden inside its body and only appears during intercourse.

Blue whale penises also have a bone which the Inuit–Yupik use as clubs.

Re: ITT: Fun animal facts!

[(Anonymous)]

imagine beating someone to death with a whale penis

just think about that for a second

/dif

[(Anonymous)]

This should go on CSI Miami just so that one dude who makes the murder puns can make a murder pun