aphanon_meme | part 349 heart shaped chocolates

part 349 heart shaped chocolates

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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[finds the girl a nice blouse]

[you're just jealous you don't get to touch it]

[no but

she gets to sit on her sometimes]

[breasts and tummy > back]

[Excuse you both, but let's not be discussing her in parts]

[Austria started it, she was just trying to discuss with anon why you're the best Germany.]

[That is unnecessary and Austria did not start it. Posting photos of her body comes with a 10 euro penalty fee. Pay up.]

[The topic of discussion was "Germany's muscles" she was just being on topic!!!]

[....hands over a 10 euro note and cries for her poor cute wallet.]

[Doesn't make it any less invasive and rude to talk about other people's bodies!! If she's not flaunting it, it is not up for discussion!

Snatches that note and pockets it.

The German economy thanks you for your persistent lack of respect for her privacy.]

[She raised you it's a requirement that she has embarrassing pictures on hand to share and gush about your cuteness!!! This is torture! She's calling the UN!!!

It doesn't count if that money is moving from one part of the German economy to the other!!]

[Didn't you scold her for raising her shirt up to show an anon the realities of her body and the dangers of photoshop?! You are being hypocritical! You can call the UN! They have your number memorized and know better than to pay attention to you!

And fine, Her wallet thanks you. Happy?]

[It's different when she does it!! It's like when humans have embarrassing naked baby photos of their children!

~~She'd be happier if you did something about the income disparity between the two of them~~ Yes, fine. Have a hug from behind because you're beautiful no matter what Austria implies.]

[so, in conclusion, you can lift her shirt for her and it's fine as long as you do it?

~~She's trying very hard.~~ Hugged!! A bit surprised, she doesn't usually get hugs directly after she empties your wallet.]

Are you feeling well today, Schwester? [How does one return a backwards hug? Affectionate hand squeeze for you, there]

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[hands you a work-appropriate blouse]

[From what Era]

[has it been patched before]

[These are important details that will decide whether or not she accepts your contribution to her wardrobe]

[it has not been patched before

technically

because she made it herself

and so what if her patterns are kind of old, fashion is cyclic!!!]

[Those look like they'd be lovely on teeny tiny girls like you but not on her. She's got powerhouse shoulders and low regard for herself and it also happens not to be the 1950's anymore.]

....Ah, thank you, Austria, but I can't accept this... [Also rude? Are you suggesting she is dressed too revealing as of now? Zips up her unflattering workout jacket even more]

Edited 2014-02-28 21:16 (UTC)

[*1930s, dear. She can make it sleeveless or you can unbutton it or skip the bows, be flexible! FASHION IS CYCLIC]

I took care to make it fit flatteringly on you, I have your measurements. It's perfectly fine. Don't be wasteful.

[Flaps it at you. She's just offering you something pretty instead of all this sporty stuff you keep wandering around in and maybe sparing you from eyes.gifs crawling into your cleavage]

[Close enough. SHE DOESN'T CARE. It's not her style! You are like the Aunt who can't get a hint and offers her things she doesn't want all the time]

I-It won't suit me at all...It is more of a waste if I take it and don't wear it! Honestly...[AWKWARD to explain she kinda likes the tomboy sporty look, excuse you. Besides, in general,she's not receptive to unsolicited fashion advice.]

Perhaps try Bayern? [Read: PLEASE GOD try Bayern and leave her be. Refusing you is like removing a painful splinter]

[SUCKS IN HER BREATH. OFFENDED. Offended. You are ungrateful and unappreciative of the effort and care she puts into things

prepare yourself

breathes out through her nose]

I see. Very well, if I have misjudged you so, I apologise. I shall speak to Bayern.

[Who will probably take it happily and not make her feel REJECTED for trying to do nice things AND IN NO WAY IMPLY THAT YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE PLEASE JULCHEN]

[INCREASED HEART RACE at the inhale there!! The beginnings of Austria-related apprehensive stomachache at that exhale there!! You are slightly still intimating to her still when OFFENDED. Really, woman, it is just a blouse, relax!]

I-I'm sure it'll be a worthwhile meeting...!! [STRESSS. Yes, go to Bayern because if she takes your clothing just to appease you, it'll be a bigger conflict that she's not wearing it the next time you see her. So yes, go and spare her the suffering.]