aphanon_meme | part 349 heart shaped chocolates

part 349 heart shaped chocolates

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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Excuse you. That is not my porn.

Looks a tad out there compared to what you'd be into.

Exactl--

[Wait a second]

...What do you think I'd be into?

Not birds fuckin', that's for sure.

[Thinks for a second]

Roleplayin' stuff. With handcuffs, mayhaps.

Oh, so you can picture me doing that, huh?

[He might have fantasized about dicking around in costumes once or twice...]

I could see it.

[Nudges at him]

Was I right, then.

[Flushes as he's nudged]

....Maybe...

[Reaches up and ruffles his hair a bit. The flush is cute, but he isn't about to say so.]

Could always try it some time, y'know.

[His cheeks pink a little more as his hair is ruffled]

I didn't think you'd be into that sort of thing...

Ain't usually.

[Sets to sweeping America's hair back into place, now that he's made a mess of it.]

But I wouldn't mind givin' it a go, neither.

Sure!

Uh, I mean, you know, sometime...if it comes up...or something.

[Totally slick, America. You nailed it.]

Oh America, you don't have to lie to us! We're very accepting, here. A little bit of bird bestiality ain't gonna ruffle our feathers.

I don't like bestiality!! Not any animal!

It's really okey, America. You can flap to whatever makes your pecker happy. I'm not judging you.

Stop making bird puns! I'm not into that!

Shh, no need to lay an egg over it.

Unless you're into that, too.

Y-you're worse than eyes.gif! So cruel! You've been consorting with vuri!

Now, now, America, don't get upset. It's only natural that with all your animal magnetism, we birds of prey would flock to you ~~much like buzzards to fresh meat~~.

..."We" birds of prey...? Blush.gif...are you an otherkin?

[That's what they're calling them these days, right?]

No, I'm an Amerikin, and that was a metaphor.

Are you? Do you like to fantasize about yourself as a bald eagle on a bed of rose petals, at the mercy of Mexico the golden eagle's sharp talons?

No. I don't.

[That book cover has it totally backwards, yo.]

Really?

But the spread-eagle position suits you so well!

[Judges from afar. Makes note not to watch nature documentaries with you.]

[NOT. HIS. PORN.]

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