aphanon_meme | part 349 heart shaped chocolates

part 349 heart shaped chocolates

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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Ah... None of them, I think.

[No, now that he thinks about it he's sure.]

HOW?! They're like the best movies of the year! Do you even watch movies at all?

[SHE IS FREAKING OUT HERE]

What rock do you live under?!

I watch movies! But everything from your place has to be subtitled, and it takes a while...

[And their tastes seem to be a little different.]

And neither of my theaters is right near where I live.

[Yes, he only has two theaters.]

Oh... [When he puts it that way, she sort of deflates.]

Neither? Did you say neither? You don't have like only two theaters do you?

Yes, I have two theaters.

[And one of them only does three showings a week, but that would just shock her more.]

Like. Ever? In your place. Only those two.

For real???

Yes? There's only so much room.

[Does she not realize how small he is? His entire country isn't even as large as her capital.]

[no]

[Sort of stands there gaping like a fish wondering just how how is this even possible??? She has two theaters in towns smaller than he is!]

You- build more! You should build more! Skyscraper theaters so you have more than two! Don't your people get bored?! Don't you get bored?! Just two for your whole place! You need more movies!

[While she gapes at him he sips at his champagne awkwardly, waiting for her to say something. When she does he considers his answer a moment.]

So far everyone seems fine with this setup. I don't get bored.

[There are other things people can do while they're out! Movies aren't everything and he sees them eventually. When he visits other countries or they eventually come to his place.]

Which ones do you think I should see, then?

[sputters]

ALL of them! All of them ever! How do you- it's too unbelievable! I mean I knew you were small but like, you have to be tiny! Teeny tiny!

You can bum off Switzerland, can't you?? Wait- Switzerland doesn't have just the two does she?!

[SHE WILL GO HAVE A WORD WITH HER... then get shot at]

It's 160 square kilometers.

[Or slightly less than 62 square miles. He's really very small.]

No, of course not! She has eight.

[Says that proudly as if that's a large number. It is for him, at least!]

What's that in miles?

[Tries to do the mental math jumps in her head, hold on just give her a second here-]

She only has eight?! You two are just sad!

[She never wants to come over!]

...About 60, I think?

[He doesn't know the exact conversion, either.]

There's more to life than movies! How many should I have?

What more to life is there than making something everyone wants? And you should have enough so you can go every day!

[Not that she goes every day, even if she wants to! ... okay she tried going every day once and ran out of new movies to see.]

I guuuueessss that's pretty small. That's smaller than Philadelphia!

I couldn't possibly go every day.

[What about work? ...Not that he probably has as much as she does.]

Oh.

[That could almost make a guy insecure. But he's fine! Just fine.]

[It's okay, she gets that a lot.]

Why not? Isn't there stuff you want to see? Don't your people make movies too?

Yes, although not nearly as many as yours.

[He's too small for that by far.]

Well yeah, you don't have a lot of people! But that's still gotta be more than just enough for two!

[How is she supposed to push her movies onto you if you can't go see them when they're new?! Looks like someone needs a new, FREE theater.]

[Her boss isn't gonna let her do that.]

We get other Germanophone films, but I don't go often.

[He couldn't accept that! And doesn't need it, really.]

Is there something specific you think I should see?

[Because otherwise it'll be months before he sees her newest popular ones.]

But German films are so campy! How can you watch those with a straight face?!

[She has seen her horror films.]

Frozen! Gravity? 12 Years A Slave? You should watch all of the Oscar nominees, they're great!

[This is coming back full circle to why she was shocked and awed when he hadn't seen any.]

They have a certain charm.

[He's only seen a few of those, but they weren't that bad! Although he prefers others.]

Maybe I should see about a brief trip to your place, then.

[Although that's quite the expense for just that...hopefully it'll be worth it if she recommends them.]

Brief?! No way, if you come you're staying for like a week and I'm chipping away at your movie backlog! By the time we're done you'll know exactly what you're missing!

[Doesn't that sound appealing??? It sure does to her!]

[It shouldn't, but it does. Her taste can't be that bad, can it?]

In that case I'll see what I can do.

Sweet! Text me and I'll see if I can get out of work for it!

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