part 349 heart shaped chocolates

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Happy Valentine's day! I hope you have a sweet one. (Get it? Sweet? Because... chocolates and candies. Yeahhh.) Sadly, I don't think a candle in the window for Himaruya has led him home--yet. It's all very romantically tragic. Or tragically romantic. I don't know.

Enjoy part 349!

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Comments

ooc +1

[fredlig]

the term "morning wood" comes to mind haha.

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[(Anonymous)]

sweden with morning wood

harder than an IKEA chair leg

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[fredlig]

I...

am laughing now. Does that mean he conceals his boner by building furniture? Because that would explain a lot.

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[(Anonymous)]

repressing fapping urges by building quality furniture

seems likely

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[(Anonymous)]

/scribbles "slot B" on his face

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[fredlig]

brb going to find his slot A to make it fit

with his mouth

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[(Anonymous)]

gives a whole new meaning to "ikea erotica"


go get'm, dude
godspeed and many dicks

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[(Anonymous)]

Everyone's enthusiastic little big, morning "problem" solver.

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[fredlig]

That sounds like he would appear in one of those dubious quality pornos where he's the carpenter trying to "fix" people's morning woods.

"Ma'am, it seems you need with that sink. Let me inspect yer gadget" /porn music starts

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[(Anonymous)]

I would watch that porno.